Soda Popinski Posted September 8, 2018 Posted September 8, 2018 3 hours ago, unbillievable said: You can't fly with the eagles, if you're surrounded by turkeys. I've seen an eagle sitting with a flock of turkey vultures devouring the carcass of a dead animal on the side of the road. They are not as majestic as people believe.
Fadingpain Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 On 9/6/2018 at 11:15 PM, Foxx said: you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
Uncle Joe Posted September 12, 2018 Posted September 12, 2018 On 9/6/2018 at 8:20 AM, GaryPinC said: When eating wings with hot sauce, always wash your hands before going to the bathroom. I learned that a few months ago with a dry rub (yes I could have worded that better ?). My girlfriend had a good laugh. ************************************************************************************************************************ If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all.
Gary M Posted September 12, 2018 Posted September 12, 2018 Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six 1
Rob's House Posted September 12, 2018 Posted September 12, 2018 Don't french fry when you're supposed to pizza.
Foxx Posted September 12, 2018 Posted September 12, 2018 (edited) life is short. break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. Edited September 12, 2018 by Foxx 1
Foxx Posted September 13, 2018 Posted September 13, 2018 if you love something, set it free. if it comes back to you, it's yours. if it doesn't, it never was. or the slightly more popular... if you love something, set it free. if it comes back to you, it's yours. if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it!
TBBills Fan Posted September 14, 2018 Posted September 14, 2018 There is no sex in the champagne room
unbillievable Posted September 15, 2018 Posted September 15, 2018 Actual smart people don't think they're smart. They believe everyone else is stupid.
PromoTheRobot Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 Never just accept an answer, especially "no." Most times people are just being lazy.
Rob's House Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, PromoTheRobot said: Never just accept an answer, especially "no." Most times people are just being lazy. That's Kellen Winslow's philosophy.
Alaska Darin Posted September 20, 2018 Posted September 20, 2018 No matter how good she looks, some dude, somewhere, is tired of her ****. 2
snafu Posted September 22, 2018 Posted September 22, 2018 It is never good when the dump is bigger then the dumpster.
GoBills808 Posted September 22, 2018 Posted September 22, 2018 Don't mix your uppers and your downers also Don't mess with anyone who's got face and/or neck tattoos.
KD in CA Posted September 22, 2018 Posted September 22, 2018 Never get less than twelve hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city. Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
mead107 Posted September 22, 2018 Posted September 22, 2018 Never bet on your team. Invest in meadcoins ? 1
bdutton Posted September 22, 2018 Posted September 22, 2018 Never start a land war in Asia, and never take on a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 22, 2018 Posted September 22, 2018 Never pluck your nose hairs when you have torn oblique muscles.
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