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It's better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.

 

When eating wings with hot sauce, always wash your hands before going to the bathroom.

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If you go to the back of Islands of Adventure, in the Jurassic Park section there is a little watering hole that makes mixed drinks, get the rum runner on the rocks, it's good and they do a happy hour around 3pm.   

 

Wait, this may not be the kind of Universal advice people are looking for.

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8 hours ago, joesixpack said:

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

 

 

Excuse me, Mr. Sixpack?  There's someone calling you from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue who'd like to disagree with you.

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I overheard a coworker complain to the manager that he was always telling him what to do, while he left me alone. The manager's response was because I always looked busy.

 

Walk with purpose, and everyone will assume you're doing something important.

 

My advice to young people at work: put away the cell phones, it makes you look lazy, even if you're just walking. Personally, I try not to look at my phone unless I'm alone in a room.

 

 

 

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