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You can pick your friends,

You can pick your nose,

but don’t pick your friend’s nose.

 

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.

 

People who follow the rules have more fun.

 

 

Woody Boyd:
You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. Never trust a man who can't look you in the eye, never talk when you can listen, and never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed analytical fiduciary prospectus.

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1 hour ago, joesixpack said:

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

 

OMG she was going to piss on you before she chopped you to bits?

 

Or was it after?

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On 9/4/2018 at 8:18 PM, /dev/null said:

if it's brown flush it down

if its yellow, let it mellow!

 

Sage advice for broke college kids who need to save every penny..(like I once was)

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43 minutes ago, Soda Popinski said:

Never say or text or email anything you wouldn't want read out loud in a courtroom with your family present. 

 

Avoid the reply all button.

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