4merper4mer Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Always and never propositions are uncommon...rare even. Do you have any practical advice for something to always or never do? I have never heard anyone say "I zagged when I should have zigged", so I would say just zag all the time. Zigging seems to lead to issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 One universal I try to observe is, never make a decision on something until I absolutely have to. Gives you more time to collect new info. Drives my wife nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 if it's brown flush it down 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 When I left home for college, my uncle told me, "Don't let the little head think for the big head." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Bad Things said: When I left home for college, my uncle told me, "Don't let the little head think for the big head." Always know when to break the rules. Especially that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) NEVER get drunk as a skunk and slide down a railing in the upper deck, until you plunge into the crowd beneath you. I’m feeling pretty confident about that one. Edited September 5, 2018 by Augie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 55 minutes ago, /dev/null said: if it's brown flush it down If it's yellow, let it mellow. Hey... What can I say... It's my opus.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Don't outsmart your common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Simple: Be good. But if you can't be good, don't get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Follow the path of least resistance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 "May all your little ones have big ones" I dunno, my dad used to say that all the time. Something funny about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 45 minutes ago, Augie said: NEVER get drunk as a skunk and slide down a railing in the upper deck, until you plunge into the crowd beneath you. I’m feeling pretty confident about that one. Dimbulb lost his job , banned from NEF, misdemeanour record I think. Whatever became of the person that a$$wipe fell on? At the sentencing, I recall reading the fellow fallen upon had back troubles thanks to rumdum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Don't bother with playing the slots, you have no input in the outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Don't bother with playing the slots, you have no input in the outcome. Always split aces and 8’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Always split K, Q, J, and 10, then double down. You're bound to hit on one of them. Never run with scissors in your hands. Never stick a fork in a socket. Never stare directly at the sun. The rest of life is gravy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Dimbulb lost his job , banned from NEF, misdemeanour record I think. Whatever became of the person that a$$wipe fell on? At the sentencing, I recall reading the fellow fallen upon had back troubles thanks to rumdum. Losing job = good way of paying the aggrieved. Let them try and get blood out of a turnip. Society is cooking with gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Good advice for any students among us: When it doubt, look about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Always split aces and 8’s. It was funny, one trip to Vegas I was walking to breakfast a little after 8:00 am (while the wife was already at the pool to beat the friggin’ heat!) and I stopped to watch a little blackjack. There were two ladies together, and a guy sitting next to them. It seemed to me they all did everything the way you should, but while the ladies were generally breaking even, this guy lost about $15k in 15-20 minutes, then stormed off. It hurt ME to see that, but I did enjoy the frozen grapes he financed on a blazing hot day sitting by the marble mosaic in-laid pool. Vegas didn’t build itself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus, it's you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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