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Fantastic opportunity for you tards. I've got a great idea for a movie and you morons can actually be in it. No acting skills necessary. Just be your usual moronic selves. 

Remember The Curious Case of Benjamin Button starring Brad Pitt. As the movie went on he got younger and younger. Well you clowns could star in The Curious Case of the Trumptards. But instead of getting younger, you imbeciles get dumber and dumber as time goes on. Now I know many people might get confused and think this is a documentary but well throw in enough plot twists to convince the general public that its purely fiction. At least for the moment. Probably gonna be a tough sell but well work it out. Sign up now. Space is limited. This your chance to finally leave that pizza delivery job and move out of moms basement.

 

 

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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

 

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Three wars back we called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunchbox." Of course, nobody knew that but me. Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.

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