New (old) disease

[Guffalo]

Not so Jolly Old England STD popping up.

 

Good news - its painless

Bad news - It eats away the genitalia

 

Bangers and rash?

 

 

[Marv's Neighbor]

Sounds as if that's not the normal type STD.  As the Leper said to the prostitute, "keep the tip!" 

[Chef Jim]

Well it's a good thing I'm monogamous.

 

Now if I can get my silly wife to stop fooling around.  

[Saxum]

I've been told the reason why wives fool around is due to their husbands so work on it.