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Happy Eid al-Adha!


Gugny

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6 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

What a silly holiday!

 

I can’t wait until Easter when that giant rabbit hops around the earth, breaking into people’s homes to hide painted hard boiled eggs and give children candy.

 

Is the Easter Bunny in cahoots with Santa?

 

Maybe the Easter Bunny is just scoping out houses and giving ol' St. Nick some intel.  Why are we okay with those two coming into our houses while we're asleep???

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1 hour ago, Gugny said:

Happy Sacrifice Your Son (or a ram) Day, everyone!

 

 

 

I'm building an altar out back right now.  Can't wait to sacrifice that squirrel that has been tormenting me. 

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2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

 

I'm building an altar out back right now.  Can't wait to sacrifice that squirrel that has been tormenting me. 

 

Make sure you divide it in three parts. 

 

One third of the share is given to the poor and needy; another third is given to relatives, friends and neighbors; and you keep the remaining third.

 

Enjoy!!

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1 hour ago, Happy Gilmore said:

 

I'm building an altar out back right now.  Can't wait to sacrifice that squirrel that has been tormenting me. 

Here we have a rogue chipmunk that likes to !@#$ with our cat through glass:

 

 

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I should unleash hell on the little prick making a mess of the pots!  Who am I kidding, the cat is just as worthless.  They'd probably team up & be buddies!

 

 

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last time my cat went after a chipmunk the CM ran 12 feet up a tree and the cat followed, then out onto a strong tree limb and the cat followed, then 5 feet through the air to another tree

 

the cat wasn't taking the leap and suddenly realized it was 12 feet up in the air on a limb, uh oh............

 

i know i haven't seen a cat skeleton in a tree but we got out a ladder and managed to get him down safely

 

 

 

 

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