Name one thing you have never done that most people have

[ExiledInIllinois]

5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Responding or chatting in the Shoutbox with @ExiledInIllinois is kinda like playing a video game. It takes awhile, his jabs are harmless and, in the end, you can laugh at your success. Most of us keep score and I think I am high scorer for the month of July. 

Look who's talking!

 

[That was a jab, score one from home if you are counting]

 

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2 minutes ago, teef said:

i've never driven a stick shift.  have zero idea how to.  my mom made fun of me for this recently.

Only 7% of Drivers today can... From what I heard.  Not sure how true that is.  ??

 

So... Doesn't count.  Most drivers today can't, or won't.

 

From your Mom?  Sheesh! ?

 

 

Edited August 14, 2018 by ExiledInIllinois

[teef]

2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

 

Only 7% of Drivers today can... From what I heard.  Not sure how true that is.  ??

 

From your Mom?  Sheesh! ?

 

 

that makes me feel somewhat better.  I've never had a car with a stick, so just never learned.  I think my mom's specific comment was something like, "how does a man your age not know how to drive a stick?".

[Cripple Creek]

49 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

And most people should probably practice using a fire extinguisher.  The small ones (10# or less) empty before you know it!!!!

 

Base of fire, sweeping motion.  You only got one chance if thats the only fire extinguisher. Make it count!!!

 

When we get new ones @ work, refreshed fire extinguishers... We take old ones, or sketchy ones and practice on a fire (of course a fire).

 

But really... It helps...

 

 

You really need your own You Tube channel.

[ExiledInIllinois]

1 minute ago, Cripple Creek said:

You really need your own You Tube channel.

I have one.  Going on 10 years or so.  It's very boring.

 

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[Cripple Creek]

1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

I have one.  Going on 10 years or so.  It's very boring.

 

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Hmmmm. Maybe you should spice it up a bit. Pay some hookers to visit your patch of grass.

[ExiledInIllinois]

24 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Hmmmm. Maybe you should spice it up a bit. Pay some hookers to visit your patch of grass.

Prairie weeds, thank you!  We prefer prairie weeds. 

 

The Big Guy gets wind they spent 5k on prairie weed seeds, he may not be happy.  Oh wait, you said hookers.  Any chance Russian?  He may drop by... We don't want that.

 

 

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[Keukasmallies]

Never seen a Star Wars movie.

 

Never read a Harry Potter book.

 

Never understood politicians.

[Guffalo]

17 hours ago, Gugny said:

I've never sat on my own nuts.

I have never sat on your nuts either

[Gugny]

7 minutes ago, Guffalo said:

I have never sat on your nuts either

 

Someone has a bad memory ........................

[Soda Popinski]

Never left the country.    

[Cripple Creek]

I’ve never held a woman holding a fish.

[LeGOATski]

3 hours ago, teef said:

that makes me feel somewhat better.  I've never had a car with a stick, so just never learned.  I think my mom's specific comment was something like, "how does a man your age not know how to drive a stick?".

Does she shoulder none of the blame? She raised you, after all.

5 hours ago, IslandBillsFan said:

This one may not be popular, but I have never gotten a massage.  Well at least one I paid for.  

Same here. I've never been one for massages. I don't get back/muscle pain, though.

[Steve O]

Played softball until I was 59, but never been to a major league baseball game. Plenty of 3A but no major league.

Never been married.

Don't know where the "never" is in this one, but Mom's 99, Dad's 100, both still live in the house my brother's I were brought up in. Don't think many can say that.

[Captain_Quint]

I've never knowingly or willingly put mayo on anything or eaten anything with mayo in it. 

[teef]

49 minutes ago, LeGOATski said:

Does she shoulder none of the blame? She raised you, after all.

 

that's exactly what i said.  i had to drive around in a hand me down buick station wagon.  they could have hooked me up with a sweet car with a stick.  it's completely on them.

[Mark Vader]

Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers.

Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico.

Never gone fishing.

Never gone skiing.

Never fired a gun.

Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen.

Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it.

Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway.

Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. 

[The Real Buffalo Joe]

12 minutes ago, Mark Vader said:

Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers.

Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico.

Never gone fishing.

Never gone skiing.

Never fired a gun.

Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen.

Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it.

Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway.

Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. 

Log off TBD, and don't come back until you've watched both of these. @Canadian Bills Fan, please give him a two day ban for his own good.

[Your Brown Eye]

I've never done meth or been in an airplane

[Another Fan]

21 minutes ago, Mark Vader said:

Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers.

Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico.

Never gone fishing.

Never gone skiing.

Never fired a gun.

Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen.

Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it.

Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway.

Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. 

Never saw Back To The Future.  I think just about everyone else has 

[row_33]

1 hour ago, teef said:

that's exactly what i said.  i had to drive around in a hand me down buick station wagon.  they could have hooked me up with a sweet car with a stick.  it's completely on them.

 

a sweet car?

 

I learned stick and grew up on 3 straight Dodge Omnis or Plymouth Horizons, two of them yellow