ExiledInIllinois Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 (edited) On 8/14/2018 at 11:57 AM, BringBackFergy said: Responding or chatting in the Shoutbox with @ExiledInIllinois is kinda like playing a video game. It takes awhile, his jabs are harmless and, in the end, you can laugh at your success. Most of us keep score and I think I am high scorer for the month of July. Expand Look who's talking! [That was a jab, score one from home if you are counting] ?? On 8/14/2018 at 11:59 AM, teef said: i've never driven a stick shift. have zero idea how to. my mom made fun of me for this recently. Expand Only 7% of Drivers today can... From what I heard. Not sure how true that is. ?? So... Doesn't count. Most drivers today can't, or won't. From your Mom? Sheesh! ? Edited August 14, 2018 by ExiledInIllinois
teef Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 12:00 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Only 7% of Drivers today can... From what I heard. Not sure how true that is. ?? From your Mom? Sheesh! ? Expand that makes me feel somewhat better. I've never had a car with a stick, so just never learned. I think my mom's specific comment was something like, "how does a man your age not know how to drive a stick?". 1
Cripple Creek Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 11:53 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: And most people should probably practice using a fire extinguisher. The small ones (10# or less) empty before you know it!!!! Base of fire, sweeping motion. You only got one chance if thats the only fire extinguisher. Make it count!!! When we get new ones @ work, refreshed fire extinguishers... We take old ones, or sketchy ones and practice on a fire (of course a fire). But really... It helps... Expand You really need your own You Tube channel.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 12:43 PM, Cripple Creek said: You really need your own You Tube channel. Expand I have one. Going on 10 years or so. It's very boring. ?
Cripple Creek Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 12:45 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: I have one. Going on 10 years or so. It's very boring. ? Expand Hmmmm. Maybe you should spice it up a bit. Pay some hookers to visit your patch of grass.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 12:47 PM, Cripple Creek said: Hmmmm. Maybe you should spice it up a bit. Pay some hookers to visit your patch of grass. Expand Prairie weeds, thank you! We prefer prairie weeds. The Big Guy gets wind they spent 5k on prairie weed seeds, he may not be happy. Oh wait, you said hookers. Any chance Russian? He may drop by... We don't want that. ?
Keukasmallies Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Never seen a Star Wars movie. Never read a Harry Potter book. Never understood politicians. 1
Guffalo Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/13/2018 at 7:56 PM, Gugny said: I've never sat on my own nuts. Expand I have never sat on your nuts either
Gugny Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 1:27 PM, Guffalo said: I have never sat on your nuts either Expand Someone has a bad memory ........................
LeGOATski Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 12:04 PM, teef said: that makes me feel somewhat better. I've never had a car with a stick, so just never learned. I think my mom's specific comment was something like, "how does a man your age not know how to drive a stick?". Expand Does she shoulder none of the blame? She raised you, after all. On 8/14/2018 at 10:12 AM, IslandBillsFan said: This one may not be popular, but I have never gotten a massage. Well at least one I paid for. Expand Same here. I've never been one for massages. I don't get back/muscle pain, though.
Steve O Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Played softball until I was 59, but never been to a major league baseball game. Plenty of 3A but no major league. Never been married. Don't know where the "never" is in this one, but Mom's 99, Dad's 100, both still live in the house my brother's I were brought up in. Don't think many can say that. 1
Captain_Quint Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 I've never knowingly or willingly put mayo on anything or eaten anything with mayo in it.
teef Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 3:20 PM, LeGOATski said: Does she shoulder none of the blame? She raised you, after all. Expand that's exactly what i said. i had to drive around in a hand me down buick station wagon. they could have hooked me up with a sweet car with a stick. it's completely on them.
Mark Vader Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers. Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico. Never gone fishing. Never gone skiing. Never fired a gun. Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen. Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it. Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway. Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. 1
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 4:31 PM, Mark Vader said: Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers. Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico. Never gone fishing. Never gone skiing. Never fired a gun. Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen. Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it. Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway. Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. Expand Log off TBD, and don't come back until you've watched both of these. @Canadian Bills Fan, please give him a two day ban for his own good. 1
Your Brown Eye Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 I've never done meth or been in an airplane
Another Fan Posted August 14, 2018 Author Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 4:31 PM, Mark Vader said: Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers. Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico. Never gone fishing. Never gone skiing. Never fired a gun. Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen. Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it. Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway. Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. Expand Never saw Back To The Future. I think just about everyone else has
row_33 Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 4:10 PM, teef said: that's exactly what i said. i had to drive around in a hand me down buick station wagon. they could have hooked me up with a sweet car with a stick. it's completely on them. Expand a sweet car? I learned stick and grew up on 3 straight Dodge Omnis or Plymouth Horizons, two of them yellow
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