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Mills is doing something that should be reserved for actual games.

My guess is punching high on the chest/close to the throat.

 

Probably happened more than once.  Maybe a buncha.

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32 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said:

Do you remember last year's Chargers game...he quit blocking because Tyrod got benched.

 

 

He still played well for the duration of the season. At least IMO.

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3 hours ago, YoloinOhio said:

Jordan Mills WYD?

 

Just tell me this:  did Mills successfully block Kyles punches?

 

19 minutes ago, hemma said:

Mills is doing something that should be reserved for actual games.

My guess is punching high on the chest/close to the throat.

 

Probably happened more than once.  Maybe a buncha.

 

That would be my guess.  Probably can't block them so he's resorting to stuff that should be reserved for actual opponents

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3 hours ago, hondo in seattle said:

Once when I was a platoon leader in the army stationed in Korea, some of my soldiers got into a barroom fight with a group of soldiers from another battalion.

 

To my surprise, my battalion found out and - after questioning me about my involvement - firmly told me something like, "Lieutenant, that kind of behavior is unacceptable.  It can't happen again."

 

Duly reprimanded, I crisply replied "Yes, sir" and was happy to be let out so easily.

 

Then in a low, conspiratorial tone of voice, he asked.  "Just tell me one more thing: did you and your guys win?"  

 

I paused for a moment wondering if I should tell him the unadulterated truth.  I decided to go for it.  "Sir, we kicked their freaking asses," I replied in my most professional army officer voice.


"Good!" he erupted.  "Today's  army is too damn soft!  Understand that I have to admonish you not to let this happen again.  But, goddamit, this is a violent profession and we need men who aren't afraid of a scuffle!"  

 

Football is also a violent profession that requires men who aren't afraid of a scuffle.  

Yep^

Posted
3 hours ago, Elite Poster said:

Remember when there was a thread here about cutting Shaq because he threw punches? 

 

This is something that happens.

 

i think it's good when this happens. 

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It's a god damn shame that Glenn couldn't stay on the field, because Dawkins/Glenn at the edges would be a treat.  Instead we have this massive !@#$ Mills who isn't worth a ****.

Posted
1 hour ago, Fadingpain said:

Mills is listed at 316 pounds. 

 

I wonder how much he would weigh if he actually got in shape.

 

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Jesus, Kyle must have thought he was trying to fluff a pillow...

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3 hours ago, hondo in seattle said:

Once when I was a platoon leader in the army stationed in Korea, some of my soldiers got into a barroom fight with a group of soldiers from another battalion.

 

To my surprise, my battalion found out and - after questioning me about my involvement - firmly told me something like, "Lieutenant, that kind of behavior is unacceptable.  It can't happen again."

 

Duly reprimanded, I crisply replied "Yes, sir" and was happy to be let out so easily.

 

Then in a low, conspiratorial tone of voice, he asked.  "Just tell me one more thing: did you and your guys win?"  

 

I paused for a moment wondering if I should tell him the unadulterated truth.  I decided to go for it.  "Sir, we kicked their freaking asses," I replied in my most professional army officer voice.


"Good!" he erupted.  "Today's  army is too damn soft!  Understand that I have to admonish you not to let this happen again.  But, goddamit, this is a violent profession and we need men who aren't afraid of a scuffle!"  

 

Football is also a violent profession that requires men who aren't afraid of a scuffle.  

 

True. But it also requires men who can use intelligence to employ the best possible strategy. It's a combined effort. Violent people mixed with those who have self control and calculation in battle. 

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1 hour ago, Fadingpain said:

Mills is listed at 316 pounds. 

 

I wonder how much he would weigh if he actually got in shape.

 

jordan-mills-of-the-buffalo-bills-smiles

 

I wonder how much OVER 316 lbs he REALLY  is? 

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4 hours ago, hondo in seattle said:

Once when I was a platoon leader in the army stationed in Korea, some of my soldiers got into a barroom fight with a group of soldiers from another battalion.

 

To my surprise, my battalion found out and - after questioning me about my involvement - firmly told me something like, "Lieutenant, that kind of behavior is unacceptable.  It can't happen again."

 

Duly reprimanded, I crisply replied "Yes, sir" and was happy to be let out so easily.

 

Then in a low, conspiratorial tone of voice, he asked.  "Just tell me one more thing: did you and your guys win?"  

 

I paused for a moment wondering if I should tell him the unadulterated truth.  I decided to go for it.  "Sir, we kicked their freaking asses," I replied in my most professional army officer voice.


"Good!" he erupted.  "Today's  army is too damn soft!  Understand that I have to admonish you not to let this happen again.  But, goddamit, this is a violent profession and we need men who aren't afraid of a scuffle!"  

 

Football is also a violent profession that requires men who aren't afraid of a scuffle.  

 

Thanks for the story. That's a mic drop post IMO. 

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Fadingpain said:

Mills is listed at 316 pounds. 

 

I wonder how much he would weigh if he actually got in shape.

 

jordan-mills-of-the-buffalo-bills-smiles

 

I'd suggest he be power slammed through a burning table, but there isn't a forklift in WNY capable of such a feat.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, ExWNYer said:

 

Image result for general mills logo

 

So....you put him and Karlos Williams in a cage match over a box of 100 wings (with blue cheese of course, because we are civilized people), and who you got? 

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8 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

So....you put him and Karlos Williams in a cage match over a box of 100 wings (with blue cheese of course, because we are civilized people), and who you got? 

Depends on whether or not Karlos had the munchies

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