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14 minutes ago, Cynical said:

Good for her.

 

But, assuming she's an employee, I wonder how her employer feels now that they know she was gambling online during working hours.

 

hopefully not gambling in the morning, because there would be nothing planned for the afternoon

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57 minutes ago, Cynical said:

Good for her.

 

But, assuming she's an employee, I wonder how her employer feels now that they know she was gambling online during working hours.

Depending how much she made, that's a hefty sum of money to hold her over while she's looking for a new job. Or hell, to invest in a new business, or start a business on her own.

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LOL; the simple fact is that most people, in most jobs in an office setting, are filling time, killing time, and trying to figure out any way possible to get through their work day, most of the time.

 

This site would have about 75% less activity if the above were not true.

 

Ever monitor activity here on the weekend, when most people aren't stuck in an office?  Activity drops way off.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

LOL; the simple fact is that most people, in most jobs in an office setting, are filling time, killing time, and trying to figure out any way possible to get through their work day, most of the time.

 

This site would have about 75% less activity if the above were not true.

 

Ever monitor activity here on the weekend, when most people aren't stuck in an office?  Activity drops way off.

 

 

I was literally banned for a weekend once, and didn't even know till I got to work on Monday. Lol.

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44 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

LOL; the simple fact is that most people, in most jobs in an office setting, are filling time, killing time, and trying to figure out any way possible to get through their work day, most of the time.

 

This site would have about 75% less activity if the above were not true.

 

Ever monitor activity here on the weekend, when most people aren't stuck in an office?  Activity drops way off.

 

 

 

part of the day is spent that way....

 

years ago 1/2 the office went for smoke breaks all the time

 

i've seen stats were pron is being viewed by government workers for a large proportion of the day

 

 

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1 hour ago, row_33 said:

 

part of the day is spent that way....

 

years ago 1/2 the office went for smoke breaks all the time

 

i've seen stats were pron is being viewed by government workers for a large proportion of the day

 

 

 

What's that suppose mean!

 

Hey!  We have private cellphones now and 4g mobile data!

 

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44 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

 

What's that suppose mean!

 

Hey!  We have private cellphones now and 4g mobile data!

 

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a few years back, one accounting student registered 5 complaints from co-workers that he was watching pron in his office cubicle before they got rid of him

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7 minutes ago, row_33 said:

 

a few years back, one accounting student registered 5 complaints from co-workers that he was watching pron in his office cubicle before they got rid of him

You made that typo twice.  Is that filtered?  Or typing too fast?  LoL

 

Just checking:  porn

EDIT:  Nope, not filtered. 

 

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5 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

NJ woman wins $288,000 playing online slots.

 

While at work.

 

While on a conference call.

 

http://www.northjersey.com/story/news/new-jersey/2018/08/04/nj-woman-won-nearly-288-k-online-slots-during-conference-call/905942002/

 

 

 

If she made it using company equipment or company time the company could claim earnings.

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A couple years back our VP had a coworker of mine put hook his laptop to a projector because our project was being delayed by an analytic model he was “struggling” with in excel. Dude had his monitor order backwards and all of a sudden poker buddies is up there on the big screen for the entire project team to see. Guy was gone a month later.

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1 hour ago, row_33 said:

 

part of the day is spent that way....

 

years ago 1/2 the office went for smoke breaks all the time

 

i've seen stats were pron is being viewed by government workers for a large proportion of the day

 

 

 

I did work on a filter for a government agency.  It was put on by a previous contractor and broke down and each time I needed to fix it.

Per design when filter broke it broke open meaning internet was available and unfiltered.

 

I figured out how to separate the portion of the logging from the portion which was blocking. Changes were made with prior approval of government  contract manager on site but was instructed to not tell anyone else.  Next time I handled failure I gave report to contract manager and local agency head showing reason for failure was a deliberate attempt to take down filter and that immediately afterwards the most frequent search was "big black studs with dicks".  

 

Immediately after report a memo was sent out stating that filter modified stating that all searches & URLs were recorded and letters put in file for all those doing non-permitted searches and that further violations of policy will result in administrative consequences with some legalese regarding civil service, union (evidently a list of violators was sent to union), etc.

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34 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

You made that typo twice.  Is that filtered?  Or typing too fast?  LoL

 

Just checking:  porn

EDIT:  Nope, not filtered. 

 

 

i usually type that in.....  it's always a stopper in reading....

 

 

15 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

I did work on a filter for a government agency.  It was put on by a previous contractor and broke down and each time I needed to fix it.

Per design when filter broke it broke open meaning internet was available and unfiltered.

 

I figured out how to separate the portion of the logging from the portion which was blocking. Changes were made with prior approval of government  contract manager on site but was instructed to not tell anyone else.  Next time I handled failure I gave report to contract manager and local agency head showing reason for failure was a deliberate attempt to take down filter and that immediately afterwards the most frequent search was "big black studs with dicks".  

 

Immediately after report a memo was sent out stating that filter modified stating that all searches & URLs were recorded and letters put in file for all those doing non-permitted searches and that further violations of policy will result in administrative consequences with some legalese regarding civil service, union (evidently a list of violators was sent to union), etc.

 

 

my office was next to the IT bullpen, i would hear people trying to convince them it was their girlfriend or dog or a space alien who must have downloaded bad things

 

they weren't heavy on discipline, but on occasion HQ would ask them to tell the person to cut out using a work computer for their jollies

 

 

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On 8/10/2018 at 4:02 PM, row_33 said:

my office was next to the IT bullpen, i would hear people trying to convince them it was their girlfriend or dog or a space alien who must have downloaded bad things

 

And after the girlfriend, dog, or space alien defense runs its course they throw out the Racist, Sexist, Homophobic slander. 

 

Sorry to drag this into the PPP sewer but I had a recent encounter with somebody blaming Trump for their browsing history.  I asked him why he gave his smart card and PIN to Donald Trump

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50 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

 

And after the girlfriend, dog, or space alien defense runs its course they throw out the Racist, Sexist, Homophobic slander. 

 

Sorry to drag this into the PPP sewer but I had a recent encounter with somebody blaming Trump for their browsing history.  I asked him why he gave his smart card and PIN to Donald Trump

Why would they be arguing with the IT Nazi wannabee cops?

 

The idiot deserves to be fired for even saying one word to you? On top of blaming Disco Donny.  Of course...  Unless your their boss.  Then I guess they have to take it up with you.

 

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Years ago, back when Windows XP was new, I worked as an IT contractor at a large corporate headquarters. Every June when the new college summer interns would start we would start getting calls about slow computers. Go and look and sure enough, they’ve loaded non business software on their system, like AOL IM, Napster, Weatherbug, etc. We’d delete it and tell them they were not company approved programs and if they loaded them again, we’d report them to their supervisor. 

 

Same company, in the manufacturing area, had a computer that monitored this one piece of equipment. That’s all, it just sat there recording. One day I get a call the screen is f’d up. Go and look and someone on third shift had loaded Deer Hunter on it to play at night. Delete it and told them same thing, load it again and it’s being reported. About two weeks later, get a call again and sure enough that had loaded the game again. Reported and never had an issue with that system again. 

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On 8/10/2018 at 1:04 PM, Fadingpain said:

LOL; the simple fact is that most people, in most jobs in an office setting, are filling time, killing time, and trying to figure out any way possible to get through their work day, most of the time.

 

This site would have about 75% less activity if the above were not true.

 

Ever monitor activity here on the weekend, when most people aren't stuck in an office?  Activity drops way off.

 

 

i'm going to miss being on here when I start my new job on the 23rd.   I won't be on here at all anymore.  or very little.  

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