Fadingpain Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Dopey said: As an FSU fan, that was toooooo funny!! Glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that. Perhaps you can confirm that in Tallahassee, they don't take the brain out via surgical incision. They bring it out through the nose.
Chandler#81 Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 From one of Allen’s passes zipping by his ear?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 9 hours ago, SirusB said: Tough kid. How exactly does one get run over by a jet ski
Sky Diver Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 31 minutes ago, joesixpack said: How exactly does one get run over by a jet ski He didn’t. The left side of his face hit a pier.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 Just now, Sky Diver said: He didn’t. The left side of his face hit a pier. Ah ok. That makes sense.
Behindenemylines Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 13 hours ago, Fadingpain said: Used to wrestle reef sharks as a kid. He would jump in the water, wrestle a bit, and kill them with a knife. One got a pretty good bite in on his head. Oh no...are we starting a "the legend of AJ" series ala Kiko. A wee bit too soon? But a story I'd use!
T master Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 He had a NFL QB chip implanted in his cerebellum to make him the best N "if" L QB of all time & he's going to come out & kick ass & take names when the season opens !! Mcbean gave Dabol the remote to turn it on & off during the season ! I told you all AJ was gonna be great ! The Bionic QB ? !! 1 1
Sky Diver Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 2 hours ago, joesixpack said: Ah ok. That makes sense. He went from possibly dying to being blind in one eye, to having brain damage, to making a full recovery.
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 34 minutes ago, T master said: He had a NFL QB chip implanted in his cerebellum to make him the best N "if" L QB of all time & he's going to come out & kick ass & take names when the season opens !! Mcbean gave Dabol the remote to turn it on & off during the season ! I told you all AJ was gonna be great ! The Bionic QB ? !! Except he will be behind Peterman on the depth chart come opening day. ?
The Crowing Rooster Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 16 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Knocked it on the headboard during a romp with Katherine.....at least that's what I would say. No that would have just caused him to go bald on the top of his head. lol
BuffaloMatt Posted August 8, 2018 Author Posted August 8, 2018 This board is awesome - thanks for the responses.
Cripple Creek Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Sky Diver said: He didn’t. The left side of his face hit a pier. Well, sumfin happened on the right side to cause that gash (not the FB).
thunderingsquid Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 All who are lucky enough to make it out of Cincinnati are scarred for life. Some are scarred physically but ALL are scarred emotionally. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The important thing is that the man made it out of the jungle alive. And eff their disgusting excuse for chili btw. 3 hours ago, T master said: He had a NFL QB chip implanted in his cerebellum to make him the best N "if" L QB of all time & he's going to come out & kick ass & take names when the season opens !! Mcbean gave Dabol the remote to turn it on & off during the season ! I told you all AJ was gonna be great ! The Bionic QB ? !!
Dopey Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 On 8/7/2018 at 10:19 PM, Sky Diver said: Almost as funny as the 24 - 7 drubbing last year. Nah, that comment by commonsense was a lot funnier. I didn't find that drubbing funny at all. Hopefully bama kicks Texas a&m' s and Jimbo's ass. 17 hours ago, Fadingpain said: Perhaps you can confirm that in Tallahassee, they don't take the brain out via surgical incision. They bring it out through the nose. Meth just eats the brain over here.
transient Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 18 hours ago, /dev/null said: Sammy Watkins did that to him?!?! ? 1
The Process Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 On 8/7/2018 at 7:19 PM, Commonsense said: He didn’t want to ruin Alabama’s reputation so he had his brain taken out before his freshman year. ❤️ Microaggression......shame shame shame. Haha funny tho! Don't knock Bama....it's where the toothbrush was invented. Anywhere else it would have been named a teethbrush.
Sky Diver Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 Q: What separates a good team from a great team? A: The Florida-Alabama border. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/alabamajokes.html 1
co_springs_billsfan Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 22 hours ago, Sky Diver said: He went from possibly dying to being blind in one eye, to having brain damage, to making a full recovery. ... To having the largest ever ratio discrepancy of marrying up to money in the bank.
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