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[donbb]

As Bob attached the pliers to Tom's top right molar, dozens of toy dentures rolled from a dark corner of the room chanting idiot in unison like a home hockey crowd would toward a visiting goaltender.

[CowgirlsFan]

As he was giving up goal after goal.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Bob was lazer focused, however, as he slowly extracted each and every one of DC Tom’s teeth until his mouth was completely empty.

[CowgirlsFan]

Then it was time to finish with peppermint mouthwash.

[DC Tom]

CHAPTER 2:

[Johnny Hammersticks]

 

The morning after, Tom finally regained consciousness and glanced up into the dim light to see Bob standing over him grinning with a ball-peen hammer in his hand.

[GoBills808]

Gently handing it to Tom, together they began building a 1/1000th scale balsa wood replica of pre-Ottoman Constantinople, of such tender attention to detail the world had never before seen.

[4merper4mer]

After seeing it, Beerboy returned to the board under his new name, Napolean.  He simply had to tell everyone his story.

[CowgirlsFan]

Which provided great entertainment for Bob and Tom.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Then, toothless DC Tom and Bob engaged in a loving embrace, as Bob deep-mouth kissed Tom ever so tenderly while Wham’s greatest hits played in the background.

[Fadingpain]

But after the duo finished the last details on the Hagia Sophia and Hippodrome, the Constantinople scale modeling project became boring, and so Bob returned to his initial plan with the ball peen hammer, hitting tom in the groin with his mightiest swing.

 

 

Edited August 7, 2018 by Fadingpain

[CowgirlsFan]

which missed as some passes from previous Bills QB's

[Fadingpain]

As Tom rolled around on the floor, desperately clutching his groin, Bob repeated with yet another smack, this time to the left knee cap, which was a perfect strike, similar to a TD bomb thrown by Jim Kelly in days gone by.

 

 

 

 

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[PastaJoe]

...was a mathematical equation that Tom pondered as he drifted in and out of consciousness.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

With DC Tom’s body now clumsily dismembered and disposed of in the Allegheny River, the now blood thirsty Bob set his sights on bigger fish...a woman that he has held so dearly to his heart for some time.

[Patrick Duffy]

His mother, who had earlier been brutally sodomized by MS13 gang members for 9 hours straight

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None of which mattered to Pasta Joe, who in one malformed sentence demonstrated his poor grasp of the English language, mathematics, and Linux.

[CowgirlsFan]

Along with his keen knowledge of mathematics

[donbb]

Bob was hungry.