Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 6, 2018 Posted August 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, /dev/null said: The two struck up a conversation on the lack of verbs, poor spelling, and excessive use of commas. Which, was weerd, because Casey Anthony, wuz a rely, bad righter irregardless.
Fadingpain Posted August 6, 2018 Author Posted August 6, 2018 With a repair estimate of $1,347 facing Bob, he decided to do the only sensible thing he could do: turn around and go back home.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 6, 2018 Posted August 6, 2018 He sauntered through the living room, barely acknowledging his sickly cat as he passed, and headed straight to the basement which concealed his darkest secret.
mead107 Posted August 6, 2018 Posted August 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, DC Tom said: AWESOME REAR END. Fixed it for you ?
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 Down the creaky basement stairs Bob crept, as faint whimpers of pain could be heard coming from the darkness.
/dev/null Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 The monetary exchange rate of meadcoins have held a steady $0.00
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: The end. 55 minutes ago, DC Tom said: THE END. 50 minutes ago, mead107 said: Fixed it for you ? 5 minutes ago, /dev/null said: The monetary exchange rate of meadcoins have held a steady $0.00 Bastards! This is why we can’t have anything nice around here.
mead107 Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 Buy meadcoin today and in20 Years you will be guaranteed to be paid back the same as what you paid. You can’t go wrong.
Fadingpain Posted August 7, 2018 Author Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Down the creaky basement stairs Bob crept, as faint whimpers of pain could be heard coming from the darkness. Turning the corner, Bob turned on a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling, shining light on his latest torture victim: DC Tom.
Gugny Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Fadingpain said: Turning the corner, Bob turned on a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling, shining light on his latest torture victim: DC Tom. ... who had INXS blaring on a boom box, a David Carradine movie showing in the background, a belt tied to a door knob with the other end tied to ...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 DC' mouth to stop him from calling everyone idiots.
Keukasmallies Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 Suddenly there's a cry from the cellar, "Don't let Gator get me!"
donbb Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 A loud thud echoed from the top of the stairwell and as Bob ran upstairs to check what it was, he saw the door was shut and realized he had been locked him in the cellar with DC Tom
B-Man Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 27 minutes ago, donbb said: A loud thud echoed from the top of the stairwell and as Bob ran upstairs to check what it was, he saw the door was shut and realized he had been locked in the cellar with DC Tom The story of his life swam before his reddened eyes, and a scream of fright welled up in his throat as he slowly turned around at the head of the stairs when the sound of only one word rose from the darkness below......................"Idiot". . Edited August 7, 2018 by B-Man
Fadingpain Posted August 7, 2018 Author Posted August 7, 2018 Realizing it was just himself and DC Tom in the basement, Bob returned to the task at hand, the torture of DC Tom.
Soda Popinski Posted August 7, 2018 Posted August 7, 2018 Little did he know that without ear plugs he was the only one who would be tortured that night
Fadingpain Posted August 7, 2018 Author Posted August 7, 2018 First, Bob stuffed a sock in Tom's mouth so he couldn't speak; with that peace of mind, Bob reached for an assortment of tools; would it be the power drill or the sawzall he briefly wondered, before deciding to grab the pliers.
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