B-Man Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 This particular piece of statuary had achieved world wide fame, because (as everyone knew) Billy Graham had never been fishing. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 It was later determined that it was not a fishing pole he was holding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donbb Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 It was an umbrella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 That was needed for pop up showers when headed to her car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 But by a strange quirk of fate, the pointed tip of the umbrella jabbed through the gap between the teacher's arm and her side, such that she emerged from the fall relatively unscathed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Luckily her prized student was close behind and was able to help her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Unfortunately for the teacher, the help up forced her in front of a semi which promptly flattened her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Six weeks later, on a dreary day, Bob stood alone at the foot of his dead teacher’s grave reflecting on his life choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Popinski Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 As the mud pooled around his feet, sinking him further into the ground and he slid close to her tombstone, he noticed another person staring at him from behind a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 How about some privacy while nature calls, you freakin weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 At first he wasn't sure, but on a second look, and much to Bob's utter amazement, the tree lurker was revealed to be none other than Kelvin Benjamin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 and beside him stood Dunkirk Don with his important business meeting papers in his hand ever so tightly to prevent the wind from blowing them away into the publics eye 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 as he had high level business meeting to attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 After saying his goodbyes, he climbed into his vehicle packed with all his earthly possessions, and headed west on a quest to seek out his true calling in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 (edited) Accompanied by nothing more than a loaded up '88 Toyota Camry, $180 in his pocket, and some unfulfilled dreams, Bob slowly pulled way. Edited August 6, 2018 by Fadingpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Bob hadn't gotten far when he noticed the engine light was flashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted August 6, 2018 Author Share Posted August 6, 2018 "Oh ****," he thought, knowing he should have checked the engine oil level before leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 The parking lot in a haste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Consequently, he had to stop at the Jiffy Lube, where much to his surprise, Casey Anthony (wearing a phony mustache) greated him as he rolled down his window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 The two struck up a conversation on the lack of verbs, poor spelling, and excessive use of commas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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