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[B-Man]

This particular piece of statuary had achieved world wide fame, because (as everyone knew) Billy Graham had never been fishing.

 

 

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[Guffalo]

It was later determined that it was not a fishing pole he was holding.

[donbb]

It was an umbrella.

[CowgirlsFan]

That was needed for pop up showers when headed to her car.

[Fadingpain]

But by a strange quirk of fate, the pointed tip of the umbrella jabbed through the gap between the teacher's arm and her side, such that she emerged from the fall relatively unscathed.

 

[CowgirlsFan]

Luckily her prized student was close behind and was able to help her up.

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Unfortunately for the teacher, the help up forced her in front of a semi which promptly flattened her.

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Six weeks later, on a dreary day, Bob stood alone at the foot of his dead teacher’s grave reflecting on his life choices.

[Soda Popinski]

As the mud pooled around his feet, sinking him further into the ground and he slid close to her tombstone, he noticed another person staring at him from behind a tree

[/dev/null]

How about some privacy while nature calls, you freakin weirdo

[Fadingpain]

At first he wasn't sure, but on a second look, and much to Bob's utter amazement, the tree lurker was revealed to be none other than Kelvin Benjamin.

[Patrick Duffy]

and beside him stood Dunkirk Don with his important business meeting papers in his hand ever so tightly to prevent the wind from blowing them away into the publics eye

[Foxx]

as he had high level business meeting to attend.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

After saying his goodbyes, he climbed into his vehicle packed with all his earthly possessions,  and headed west on a quest to seek out his true calling in life.

[Fadingpain]

Accompanied by nothing more than a loaded up '88 Toyota Camry, $180 in his pocket, and some unfulfilled dreams, Bob slowly pulled way. 

Edited August 6, 2018 by Fadingpain

[/dev/null]

Bob hadn't gotten far when he noticed the engine light was flashing.

[Fadingpain]

"Oh ****," he thought, knowing he should have checked the engine oil level before leaving.  

[CowgirlsFan]

The parking lot in a haste.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Consequently, he had to stop at the Jiffy Lube, where much to his surprise, Casey Anthony (wearing a phony mustache) greated him as he rolled down his window.

[/dev/null]

The two struck up a conversation on the lack of verbs, poor spelling, and excessive use of commas.