Let's Write a Story, Next Poster Writes Next Line.

[Fadingpain]

Let's write a group story.  You can only write 1 sentence in your post.

 

Each successive post carries the story forward as that poster sees fit, but the new post should logically relate to the preceding post(s).

 

I'll start:

 

Bob woke up on Sunday morning and knew he needed a change in his life.  

[Teddy KGB]

He walked down the street and saw Kelvin Benjamin give fadingpain a wedgie and a swirly. 

 

 

Edited August 6, 2018 by Teddy KGB

[Fadingpain]

22 minutes ago, Teddy KGB said:

He walked down the street and saw Kelvin Benjamin give fadingpain a wedgie and a swirly. 

 

Now he smells like pee.  

One sentence only.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

52 minutes ago, Teddy KGB said:

He walked down the street and saw Kelvin Benjamin give fadingpain a wedgie and a swirly. 

 

 

 

Being raised by good, god fearing Christians, Bob felt compelled to defend the bullied and proceeded to scissor kick Kelvin Benjamin in the forehead.

[Cripple Creek]

8 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Being raised by good, god fearing Christians, Bob felt compelled to defend the bullied and proceeded to scissor kick Kelvin Benjamin in the forehead.

Always on the ball Brandon Beane quickly traded for a WR from Cleveland.

[mead107]

 

38 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Always on the ball Brandon Beane quickly traded for a WR from Cleveland.

He is being driven to Buffalo by cripple Creek who just signed up to be an über driver

Edited August 6, 2018 by mead107

[Marv's Neighbor]

Now Beane is explaining to him all the would ya posts.

[Fadingpain]

Kelvin reeled backward from the force of the scissor kick, smiled, and said to Bob, "Let's get it on!"

 

 

[CowgirlsFan]

It's time to see who is best.

[LeGOATski]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jenny tells Billy she thinks they should see other people.

[ChevyVanMiller]

Cam Newton looked on from a distance and anticipated the delicacies of a revenge served cold.

[B-Man]

The oppressive August heat lingered throughout the evening, but Cam still remained motionless on the hillside, except for the small tear that slowly slid down his bronze face.

 

 

 

.

[CowgirlsFan]

Slowly dripping on his new practice jersey

[Patrick Duffy]

was the blood of the kittens and puppies he had slaughtered

[Fr. Jerk]

4 hours ago, Patrick_Duffy said:

was the blood of the kittens and puppies he had slaughtered

 

While wearing his favorite clown suit.

[/dev/null]

He wondered who among us understands proper sentence structure.

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Upon such reflection, he decided that English has been hard since  A.D. 1066.

 

[boyst]

At which time he decided it may be best to give up his professional football career to open a charter school to benefit the uneducated adult citizens of the great North Carolina

[Guffalo]

Incoming Freshman Boyst62 was immediately enrolled, and brought his favorite Holstien as a gift for the teacher

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Unfortunately, his teacher had long suffered from debilitating Bovinaphobia, so she jumped out of the window screaming and landed on a statue of Billy Graham holding a fishing pole.