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16 minutes ago, joesixpack said:

 

Not if done properly.
 

"oops, sorry. voltage wasn't high enough. let's try that again."

 

Can you be killed by putting a 9-volt battery on someone's tongue? Maybe if we made it last a while? Can we try that?

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5 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Death of 1000 cuts using toenail clippers?

Hung upside down to his forehead in a port a potty being used at a Phish concert where he can not only hear the music but watch the dancing.

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12 minutes ago, Boyst62 said:

Fine.

 

No Phish concert. But, instead, an Ariana grande concert?

 

?

 

My wife asked me if I wanted to go see Guster last week.  Said tickets were only $40.  I told her even if tickets were free, I’d rather have testicle surgery with no anesthesia.  She didn’t think that was funny...

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5 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

?

 

My wife asked me if I wanted to go see Guster last week.  Said tickets were only $40.  I told her even if tickets were free, I’d rather have testicle surgery with no anesthesia.  She didn’t think that was funny...

I had to Google that group.  Thanks for that. It's like if the TV show friends made a music group and produced songs of the same **** tier level of entertainment as the show we would get Guster.

 

You made the right call 

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Lots of anger in this thread.  When you are angry, ask yourself what you are afraid of.

 

Where there is anger, there is first fear.  

 

I guess we all fear a small boy dying in a painful manner, by mistake.

 

But torturing and killing the father won't bring him back.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

Lots of anger in this thread.  When you are angry, ask yourself what you are afraid of.

 

Where there is anger, there is first fear.  

 

I guess we all fear a small boy dying in a painful manner, by mistake.

 

But torturing and killing the father won't bring him back.

 

 

Satire is not your friend.

 

Btw. Do you like Guster?

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23 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

Not being satirical, Einstein.

 

Don't you have some cow **** to shovel?

 

 

 

 

I do, but if you really read these posts and believe we are that angry or care that much about what happens to this dude than you clearly ... I lost track of my thought because I realized I don't care that much to respond.

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1 hour ago, Fadingpain said:

Not being satirical, Einstein.

 

Don't you have some cow **** to shovel?

 

 

If you didn’t notice, pretty much all of the posts following @BuffaloBill‘s were satirical in nature (e.g., holding a 9V battery to his tongue all day, death by 1000 cuts with toenail clippers).  I believe this is what @Boyst62 was referring to.  

 

Nothing funny about what happened to the kid, obviously.

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