Nick the Greek Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 Ah I used to think this crap was funny. Now it’s just old. Maybe I’m old. Who knows?
Augie Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 5:04 PM, Royale with Cheese said: This made me laugh out loud. Expand Umm, you wouldn’t happen to...you know...have her number? I’m just asking for a friend. 1
Buffalo716 Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 11:41 PM, Augie said: Umm, you wouldn’t happen to...you know...have her number? I’m just asking for a friend. Expand She is swallowing my hotdog augie... don’t you even think about it ?
Royale with Cheese Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 11:41 PM, Augie said: Umm, you wouldn’t happen to...you know...have her number? I’m just asking for a friend. Expand Yeah that’s Jenny. Her number is 716-867-5309. 1
Buffalo716 Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 12:03 AM, Royale with Cheese said: Yeah that’s Jenny. Her number is 716-867-5309. Expand That # is going to get plenty of calls lmao i just pranked it ?
Augie Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 12:03 AM, Royale with Cheese said: Yeah that’s Jenny. Her number is 716-867-5309. Expand That number looks familiar. I may have seen that in a highway restroom? I like to, you know, meet with local folks when I travel. Get the local flavor, if you will.... On 7/30/2018 at 11:45 PM, Buffalo716 said: She is swallowing my hotdog augie... don’t you even think about it ? Expand So, you’re taking her to Ted’s on your first date? Then what? 2
Buffalo716 Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 12:11 AM, Augie said: That number looks familiar. I may have seen that in a highway restroom? I like to, you know, meet with local folks when I travel. Get the local flavor, if you will.... So, you’re taking her to Ted’s on your first date? Then what? Expand If she can swallow the footlong then I will show her off at Dave and Busters 1
Augie Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) On 7/31/2018 at 12:34 AM, Buffalo716 said: If she can swallow the footlong then I will show her off at Dave and Busters Expand Sounds like fun, but you may have priority issues. To be fair, it’s admirable that you want to entertain others, rather than putting your own “entertainment” first. Edited July 31, 2018 by Augie
Buffalo716 Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 12:42 AM, Augie said: Sounds like fun, but you may have priority issues. Expand Are you saying I should see if she will swallow my wienerschnitzel first?
Augie Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 12:50 AM, Buffalo716 said: Are you saying I should see if she will swallow my wienerschnitzel first? Expand That might be a nice way to break the ice on a first date. I’m just guessing on this, but I bet she’d get a second date. You know, since you have the food thing in common. It’s always nice to have some things in common as a relationship moves forward. I’m afraid we have lost our way..... The Bills will NOT suck! 1
Buffalo716 Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 12:55 AM, Augie said: That might be a nice way to break the ice on a first date. I’m just guessing on this, but I bet she’d get a second date. You know, since you have the food thing in common. It’s always nice to have some things in common as a relationship moves forward. Expand DC Tom likes woman holding fish... i like woman who can swallow footlongs... we all have kinks I guess ?
The Process Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 12:03 AM, Royale with Cheese said: Yeah that’s Jenny. Her number is 716-867-5309. Expand And if prefer her elderly mother...716-634-5789......"if you need a little lovin'". I seriously doubt anyone remembers that reference on this board.
blacklabel Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 9:10 PM, Buffalo716 said: Darnold is there today... he signed. Roquon Smith only guy left Expand Dang. Stupid Jets.
Heitz Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) "Elon Musk sucks but if he put this team on a rocket and fired them into the f'ing sun I’d model a religion after him." ? Edited July 31, 2018 by Heitz 1 1
The Dean Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 8:49 AM, The Process said: And if prefer her elderly mother...716-634-5789......"if you need a little lovin'". I seriously doubt anyone remembers that reference on this board. Expand Nice. Try on Pennsylvania 6-5000
YoloinOhio Posted July 31, 2018 Author Posted July 31, 2018 Charlie: I got shitcanned recently and included in the email my humorless prick of a boss wrote about why I should be fired was an anecdote about how I basically shouted “ARE YOU !@#$ING KIDDING ME?!” in the middle of our large, crowded floor when I heard Eli was getting benched for Geno Smith. I stand by that reaction.
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 7:05 PM, YoloinOhio said: Charlie: I got shitcanned recently and included in the email my humorless prick of a boss wrote about why I should be fired was an anecdote about how I basically shouted “ARE YOU !@#$ING KIDDING ME?!” in the middle of our large, crowded floor when I heard Eli was getting benched for Geno Smith. I stand by that reaction. Expand "That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!"
YoloinOhio Posted August 1, 2018 Author Posted August 1, 2018 I can’t breathe ? Quote I know I tend to lay the hyperbole on thick in these stupid previews, but I am being 100 percent earnest when I tell you that I wish Luck wouldn’t come back, at least not for this team. Andrew Luck is a thoughtful, interesting man, but his shoulder is made of wet saltines and his organization is a meth hole. The line is still ass. The running backs are a bowl of pet store goldfish. And to make matter worse, Jim Irsay sat up from his Tunisian opium rug last season to hint that all of Luck’s problems were mental: Expand 1
row_33 Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 7:05 PM, YoloinOhio said: Charlie: I got shitcanned recently and included in the email my humorless prick of a boss wrote about why I should be fired was an anecdote about how I basically shouted “ARE YOU !@#$ING KIDDING ME?!” in the middle of our large, crowded floor when I heard Eli was getting benched for Geno Smith. I stand by that reaction. Expand as one who interviews, that would be a good story when I ask if you've ever been fired from a real job (who hasn't that has a brain??)
billsredneck1 Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 5:36 PM, row_33 said: best Browns description was Drew Carey's early years where he talked about Brian Sipe as his hero, then imitated Sipe by hitting the mic stand hard, making it fall noisily to the ground. Expand do you remember brian sipes?...or the drew carey show? the first was thier best qb and the 2nd was one of the best entertainer/comedians ever.
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