That's No Moon Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 21 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: wet mats can strike at any time or place True story. I lived with a kid named Matt in college, actually there were 2 Matts in the hall. One night he gets ripped and pees on another kid's bed. Not in it, on it, hosed it down. Like he's standing at the urinal. The owner of the bed was a kid named Josh. There were also two Joshes. This one was about 6'4 265lbs and worked as a bouncer in the evenings. He was known as Angry Josh so as to differentiate between them (the other Josh was Dirty Josh but that's a different story). So anyway Matt drunkenly pees on Angry Josh's bed when Angry Josh was at work. Angry Josh comes home at like 3am and goes completely apeshit. Matt is hiding behind his locked door while the rest of us are laughing our balls off. The next day we hung little signs all over the building that read "Do not pee here" and henceforth Matt was known as Wet Matt. So yes, Wet Matts can indeed strike at any time or any place! 4 1
FearLess Price Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, That's No Moon said: True story. I lived with a kid named Matt in college, actually there were 2 Matts in the hall. One night he gets ripped and pees on another kid's bed. Not in it, on it, hosed it down. Like he's standing at the urinal. The owner of the bed was a kid named Josh. There were also two Joshes. This one was about 6'4 265lbs and worked as a bouncer in the evenings. He was known as Angry Josh so as to differentiate between them (the other Josh was Dirty Josh but that's a different story). So anyway Matt drunkenly pees on Angry Josh's bed when Angry Josh was at work. Angry Josh comes home at like 3am and goes completely apeshit. Matt is hiding behind his locked door while the rest of us are laughing our balls off. The next day we hung little signs all over the building that read "Do not pee here" and henceforth Matt was known as Wet Matt. So yes, Wet Matts can indeed strike at any time or any place! That was good
Threedollabills Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 4:24 PM, joesixpack said: That poor woman. ? That poor woman kidnapped herself dude... 1
That's No Moon Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, FearLess Price said: That was good Every word was true. Good times.
Richard Noggin Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Threedollabills said: That poor woman kidnapped herself dude... Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter... Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by ***looks at his watch*** 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. 1
Threedollabills Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Richard Noggin said: Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter... Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by ***looks at his watch*** 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. Who's got your undies Walter?
Soda Popinski Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Threedollabills said: Who's got your undies Walter? SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE!
BuffaloBaumer Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 Hopefully this thread never sees it to page 4 all season
Threedollabills Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Soda Popinski said: SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE! Phone's ringing' Dude! 1 1
3rdand12 Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, pi2000 said: No major injuries yet. That's great! and now you've gone and done it... 2
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Threedollabills said: Phone's ringing' Dude! Walter: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter? Walter: Shut the !@#$ up, Donny.
Búfalo Blanco Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, joesixpack said: Walter: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter? Walter: Shut the !@#$ up, Donny. Eight year olds, Dude...
Cripple Creek Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, pi2000 said: No major injuries yet. That's great! ?Whelp, there's one good thing that can be said for your post. You let Yolo off the hook.
NoSaint Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Maybe stick to actual injuries and not every cramp, or rest on the sidelines? Otherwise this threads going to be useless fast 1
YoloinOhio Posted August 2, 2018 Author Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: ?Whelp, there's one good thing that can be said for your post. You let Yolo off the hook. Sorry, busy season at the ozone forum. No injuries that i saw today (yay) Edited August 2, 2018 by YoloinOhio
Torrey Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 Just a matter of time before LeSean pull his hammy.
BADOLBILZ Posted August 2, 2018 Posted August 2, 2018 33 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Sorry, busy season at the ozone forum. No injuries that i saw today (yay) If Ohio State needs a new AD after the dust settles on their brewing combination Penn State/Michigan State mega-scandal...........there is a certain SJF grad with NFL GM experience and an open dance card. Just sayin'.......
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