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was this past weekend. Her mother, my DiL, decides to take her and some friends to Chick fil’ A to celebrate. 

 

Anyhoo, they’re having a fun time, eating, singing, playing on the modular plaything apparatus when all of the sudden the **** hit the fan quite literally.

 

My granddaughter went down the slide after some white trash kid and, if you can believe it, she ended up covered in crap. Not stuff mind you, actual ?, without the smiley face.

 

My DiL was, understandably, livid. Apparently the **** kid’s parents were laughing about this while she, My DiL, was cursing up a storm. The guy had the gall to tell her that there wasn’t a sign prohibiting **** sliding.

 

So, who does she sue? CfA, obviously for improper hygiene, supervision, pain and suffering, mental anguish etc. But what about the parents? Does anyone have any idea how to find them? I really feel that they should be held responsible.

 

Thanks for any constructive advice you have to offer.

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1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said:

was this past weekend. Her mother, my DiL, decides to take her and some friends to Chick fil’ A to celebrate. 

 

Anyhoo, they’re having a fun time, eating, singing, playing on the modular plaything apparatus when all of the sudden the **** hit the fan quite literally.

 

My granddaughter went down the slide after some white trash kid and, if you can believe it, she ended up covered in crap. Not stuff mind you, actual ?, without the smiley face.

 

My DiL was, understandably, livid. Apparently the **** kid’s parents were laughing about this while she, My DiL, was cursing up a storm. The guy had the gall to tell her that there wasn’t a sign prohibiting **** sliding.

 

So, who does she sue? CfA, obviously for improper hygiene, supervision, pain and suffering, mental anguish etc. But what about the parents? Does anyone have any idea how to find them? I really feel that they should be held responsible.

 

Thanks for any constructive advice you have to offer.

 

Half white trash....the other half is Asian.  That's called the good half.

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1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

Half white trash....the other half is Asian.  That's called the good half.

 

I thought you were half.  Wouldn't that make the Mad Shitter 1/4?

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8 hours ago, Cripple Creek said:

was this past weekend. Her mother, my DiL, decides to take her and some friends to Chick fil’ A to celebrate. 

 

Anyhoo, they’re having a fun time, eating, singing, playing on the modular plaything apparatus when all of the sudden the **** hit the fan quite literally.

 

My granddaughter went down the slide after some white trash kid and, if you can believe it, she ended up covered in crap. Not stuff mind you, actual ?, without the smiley face.

 

My DiL was, understandably, livid. Apparently the **** kid’s parents were laughing about this while she, My DiL, was cursing up a storm. The guy had the gall to tell her that there wasn’t a sign prohibiting **** sliding.

 

So, who does she sue? CfA, obviously for improper hygiene, supervision, pain and suffering, mental anguish etc. But what about the parents? Does anyone have any idea how to find them? I really feel that they should be held responsible.

 

Thanks for any constructive advice you have to offer.

 

The rumor has always been that you were a ****ty parent.... now you’re a ****ty grandparent too?

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9 hours ago, Cripple Creek said:

was this past weekend. Her mother, my DiL, decides to take her and some friends to Chick fil’ A to celebrate. 

 

Anyhoo, they’re having a fun time, eating, singing, playing on the modular plaything apparatus when all of the sudden the **** hit the fan quite literally.

 

My granddaughter went down the slide after some white trash kid and, if you can believe it, she ended up covered in crap. Not stuff mind you, actual ?, without the smiley face.

 

My DiL was, understandably, livid. Apparently the **** kid’s parents were laughing about this while she, My DiL, was cursing up a storm. The guy had the gall to tell her that there wasn’t a sign prohibiting **** sliding.

 

So, who does she sue? CfA, obviously for improper hygiene, supervision, pain and suffering, mental anguish etc. But what about the parents? Does anyone have any idea how to find them? I really feel that they should be held responsible.

 

Thanks for any constructive advice you have to offer.

 

You should be thankful that someone “greased the track” to reduce friction and increase velocity for an overall superior slide experience. Sheesh! Some people just have to complain about everything! 

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1 hour ago, Augie said:

 

You should be thankful that someone “greased the track” to reduce friction and increase velocity for an overall superior slide experience. Sheesh! Some people just have to complain about everything! 

I didn’t think you would be one to have fun at my granddaughter’s expense. You are a ****ty person.

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