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There goes the AZA accreditation...

 

“Here at Audubon Zoo, we pride ourselves on providing the finest care for our animals and a family-friendly environment for guests to learn about the wonders of nature,” 

 

 

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  On 7/15/2018 at 1:36 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

It's from CNN. It was probably a bobcat and killed a prairie dog and 2 lemurs. I'm impressed they made it through the entire article without blaming the incident on Trump though. 

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Or climate change.

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That cat sure did his best to make up for lost time. That is a lot of Pent up aggression to let out! If only he could have impregnated a few kitties while he was out... 

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  On 7/15/2018 at 2:21 PM, BUFFALOKIE said:

That cat sure did his best to make up for lost time. That is a lot of Pent up aggression to let out! If only he could have impregnated a few kitties while he was out... 

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Heard he was finally caught by a vice officer while trying to score some blow 

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  On 7/15/2018 at 2:21 PM, BUFFALOKIE said:

That cat sure did his best to make up for lost time. That is a lot of Pent up aggression to let out! If only he could have impregnated a few kitties while he was out... 

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Kind of like the time you beat the daylights out of your neighbor....

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  On 7/15/2018 at 1:36 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

It's from CNN. It was probably a bobcat and killed a prairie dog and 2 lemurs. I'm impressed they made it through the entire article without blaming the incident on Trump though. 

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Trump fosters an attitude of division and species superiority. This Jaguar was emboldened by his tweets.

 

Pretty obvious really.

 

 

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  On 7/15/2018 at 6:02 PM, Misterbluesky said:

Kind of like the time you beat the daylights out of your neighbor....

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Woah! I did not think that post would come back to get me! LoL! Of course, I was not thinkin at all at that moment. 

 

But yeah, I can relate with the feline in question.

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  On 7/15/2018 at 6:30 PM, /dev/null said:

 

Make Audobon Zoo Great Again

#MAZGA

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The process goes like this:

 

1. Hire a new GM. He must be diametrically opposed to zoos.

2. Attack him on social media

3. When he resigns, call him a "great guy", and declare that "he did a heck of a job".

4. Zoo animals call up Trump, tell them they are tired of winning. Trump says no, we're gonna keep winning.

 

2019 new zoo motto: Keep Audobon Zoo Great

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LeShawn McCoy insists that he was no where near the zoo at the time, and was in no way upset with the five alpacas, one fox, and one emu killed.

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