LeGOATski Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 Just now, billsfanmiami(oh) said: This just made my wife and I laugh hysterically. We have a 19 month old and are just getting into the process so it’s also terrifying. Advice: Keep the diaper on until they have no more problems. Don't **** on other people. Good luck.
Augie Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: I have two kids. Yes you can. Stop being a gross person. Yes you can what? Make your kids perfect? Dream on. As far as being a gross person, I did not personally poop on your slide. Nor do I plan to do so. You can relax. 6 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Advice: Keep the diaper on until they have no more problems. Don't **** on other people. Good luck. I’ve had people of all ages miss the crapper in my place of business. From toddlers to ancients, and plenty in between. I’m glad you are so perfect! Congrats. Edited July 15, 2018 by Augie
LeGOATski Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 Just now, Augie said: Yes you cash what? Make your kids perfect? Dream on. As far as being a gross person, I did not personally poop on your slide. Nor do I plan to do so. You can relax. Stop making excuses. People can successfully keep their **** out of other people's hair. It just takes time and consideration.
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Advice: Keep the diaper on until they have no more problems. Don't **** on other people. Good luck. Ive **** myself as a 30 something year old. Guess it’s back to pampers for me 1
LeGOATski Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 1 minute ago, billsfanmiami(oh) said: Ive **** myself as a 30 something year old. Guess it’s back to pampers for me If you say so. I've never **** myself. I guess good potty training runs in the family.
Augie Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Stop making excuses. People can successfully keep their **** out of other people's hair. It just takes time and consideration. I’m not making ANY excuses. I’m just aware of reality. Good luck to you. Life is real. 3 minutes ago, billsfanmiami(oh) said: Ive **** myself as a 30 something year old. Guess it’s back to pampers for me Decisions, decisions. You’re half way to Depends? What to do?
LeGOATski Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Augie said: I’m not making ANY excuses. I’m just aware of reality. Good luck to you. Life is real. Just keep your ****ty reality away from my reality.
Augie Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Just keep your ****ty reality away from my reality. You go, bubble boy! ? (Please know I don’t take ANY of this too seriously!)
LeGOATski Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 11 minutes ago, Augie said: You go, bubble boy! ? (Please know I don’t take ANY of this too seriously!) My aggression is mostly for entertainment and certainly a reflection of inner frustration. I hold nothing against any of you nasty ****-stains in this thread. @Royale with Cheese - I'm sure you and your wife learned from your horrible, gross mistake.
Augie Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: My aggression is mostly for entertainment and certainly a reflection of inner frustration. I hold nothing against any of you nasty ****-stains in this thread. @Royale with Cheese - I'm sure you and your wife learned from your horrible, gross mistake. Bodily functions.......have a way of their own. I’m a grown man and I have a very healthy respect. A three year old on a slide is just a matter of “how often”. Get over it. You signed up when you walked in.
LeGOATski Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 18 minutes ago, Augie said: Bodily functions.......have a way of their own. I’m a grown man and I have a very healthy respect. A three year old on a slide is just a matter of “how often”. Get over it. You signed up when you walked in. Nope. I will not be in a state of such sufferance or irreverence.
/dev/null Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 Every time you look down at your c**k just remember how much s**t you created
#34fan Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 Won't be the last time she gets sh*t-faced on her birthday. 2
KD in CA Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 We used to go to the pull-ups during that fourth year when not close to home base! 1 1
LeGOATski Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 Just now, KD in CA said: We used to go to the pull-ups during that fourth year when not close to home base! Someone else with some sense.
Sweats Posted July 15, 2018 Posted July 15, 2018 Well, there’s a good life lesson for everyone right there......sometimes you slide down the shite and sometimes the shite slides down you. 2 kinds of people In this world.......the ones who make the mess down the slide and the ones who slide through it. Yer kid is setting themselves up perfectly in life for when he hits the corporate world.....just shite on everyone from the top on down and let someone else clean up the mess. 2 1
CowgirlsFan Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 So ...now it's Sunday night, ""pardon the pun"" how'd it END?
Royale with Cheese Posted July 16, 2018 Author Posted July 16, 2018 On 7/14/2018 at 11:15 PM, LeGOATski said: What the hell. That's disgusting. Do the potty training at home, please. Only after your kid is fully trained do you let him out without a diaper. That way you're not literally ruining other people's day with your ****. That's really inconsiderate. He's not wearing regular underwear. He was wearing the padded underwear that absorbs, just not as much as diaper....it's for potty training periods. It wouldn't have mattered if he was in a full diaper, he had diarrhea and it was watery, not solid. If it was solid, there wouldn't have been a problem because it holds it in. He's had diarrhea with a full diaper and it still leaked. He had a stomach bug over the winter and he wore a full diaper the whole time. It would start leaking out in the leg areas and we had to clean the floor multiple times because it leaked out. There would literally be a puddle forming underneath him. You're basically saying that I shouldn't take my kid out in public because at any point....he could get sick. 10 hours ago, CowgirlsFan said: So ...now it's Sunday night, ""pardon the pun"" how'd it END? Ended after we left the restaurant. We've told multiple friends who have died laughing. We won't go back to that CFA for a while....or never again. There's 2 others within 3 miles from me.
Royale with Cheese Posted July 16, 2018 Author Posted July 16, 2018 On 7/15/2018 at 1:34 AM, KD in CA said: We used to go to the pull-ups during that fourth year when not close to home base! The CFA was about 1.5 miles from home. We had his diaper bag with us just in case of an emergency. He's had accidents in the training underwear before but since it was solid, it held it just fine. Just change him out of it in the bathroom. Liquid diarrhea is different though.
Soda Popinski Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 That's horrible and at the same time that poor little girl will never forget that birthday. Memories
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