Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 USA comes in at #3 https://www.narcity.com/ca/on/toronto/lifestyle/canada-ranked-the-2nd-best-country-for-surviving-a-zombie-apocalypse?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=jcoic_1daycampaign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roundybout Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 The zombies ask politely if they can eat you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) Too cold. It's snowing in Labrador this very minute. Edited June 28, 2018 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Makes sense. Lots of room in Canada to spread out and get away from the zombies, not that many people to turn into zombies in the first place, and easy access to tons of guns. Canadians have lots of guns like in America. It's just that they don't kill each other with them as much as we Americans. I love how there is a real thing called the "Zombie Research Society". LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 59 minutes ago, Canadian Bills Fan said: USA comes in at #3 https://www.narcity.com/ca/on/toronto/lifestyle/canada-ranked-the-2nd-best-country-for-surviving-a-zombie-apocalypse?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=jcoic_1daycampaign Figures. Back bacon is a wonderful alternative to human flesh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: Makes sense. Lots of room in Canada to spread out and get away from the zombies, not that many people to turn into zombies in the first place, and easy access to tons of guns. Canadians have lots of guns like in America. It's just that they don't kill each other with them as much as we Americans. I love how there is a real thing called the "Zombie Research Society". LMAO Yeah... But half-way fit, white females drop their yoga pants, take a dump and fling it @ Timmy Ho employees up in Canada. I call it a wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 look at our Prime Minister 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Would you even be able to tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, row_33 said: look at our Prime Minister Don't remind me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 22 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Yeah... But half-way fit, white females drop their yoga pants, take a dump and fling it @ Timmy Ho employees up in Canada. I call it a wash. You had to go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, row_33 said: look at our Prime Minister Lucky for him Pierre got a waiver on cosmetic surgery so his transformation went unnoticed. Edited June 28, 2018 by I am the egg man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 30 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Yeah... But half-way fit, white females drop their yoga pants, take a dump and fling it @ Timmy Ho employees up in Canada. I call it a wash. Don't be that guy... She's the exception to the Canadian stereotype 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 14 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: Lucky for him Pierre got a waiver on cosmetic surgery so his transformation went unnoticed. the fake eyebrow hasn't fallen off yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Canadian Bills Fan said: Don't be that guy... She's the exception to the Canadian stereotype You mean most of the female poo flingers are heavyset gals who need to get to the gym more? Or that it usually happens at McDonald's and not Tim Horton's? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 8 minutes ago, Fadingpain said: You mean most of the female poo flingers are heavyset gals who need to get to the gym more? Or that it usually happens at McDonald's and not Tim Horton's? that was at the same time NOT Canada and WAY TOO Canada.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Canadian Bills Fan said: Don't be that guy... She's the exception to the Canadian stereotype Too late... I already am. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Can't be saved without a passport. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Can't be saved without a passport. Zombies would not be able to legitimately cross the border. Too bad we have to let live aliens like, CBF, cross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 50 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Zombies would not be able to legitimately cross the border. Too bad we have to let live aliens like, CBF, cross. What about the zombie children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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