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It loses a little in the written form, but heard it this am and laughed alot!!!!

 

it is a great joke. written it would be better "twenty eight year olds"...

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Have you heard of Michael Jacksons new book?

-It's called, "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing".

 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

-One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

 

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

-There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

 

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?

-Two 5 year olds.

 

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

-He thought it was a delivery service.

 

What will they call Michael's new TV series?

-Anus and Andy.

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