In honor of Father's Day, share some "Dad jokes"

[swnybillsfan]

what is the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

 

 

 

 

 

the corn husker shucks in between fits!

[Steve O]

How long does it take Dad does to do the dishes?

No time at all, that's Mom's job.

How long does it take Dad to change a light bulb?

No time at all, if Mom can't change it herself she can do the dishes in the dark.