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[The Real Buffalo Joe]

[Fadingpain]

I hate to judge a book by its cover, but there's something about this man that puts me off.

 

It could be the fact that one of his eyes is lower than the other, the face tattoos, the "all seeing eye" tattoo in particular, the poor dental work, or maybe the general look on his face that seems to scream out "I eat children for breakfast.  For real."

 

I would imagine he finds it difficult to obtain employment.  You have to wonder what this guy's options are in life.