ExiledInIllinois Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/21/2018 at 3:16 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: My Father is probably the most amazing person I have ever met. Truly a hard working, loving, dedicated parent. He just couldn't keep his d**k in his pants when I was a little kid. He would work doing construction during the week, and then he was a bartender on Friday and Saturday nights. I remember just about every Saturday morning, while eating cereal in my underwear watching morning cartoons, another bar skag would stumble out of my Father's room and out the door. We joke about it to this day. Expand I am just joking... Is he Irish? ??
CajunBillsBacker Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 Count me in. I was the result of a drunken night behind a bar. Both my brother and sister were teenagers and my mom and dad were both 40 years old.
LeviF Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/20/2018 at 4:09 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: My parents were not married when I was conceived/born. In fact, my father was married to another woman when he and my mother conceived me. Talk about an oops baby..... Expand I have a friend who is a true love-child. Her parents were both married to other people when she was conceived! They each divorced, then married each other, 23 years strong now. She has 8 half siblings and reunions are a blast.
Gugny Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/21/2018 at 7:01 PM, LeviF91 said: I have a friend who is a true love-child. Her parents were both married to other people when she was conceived! They each divorced, then married each other, 23 years strong now. She has 8 half siblings and reunions are a blast. Expand Off topic, but similar to your aforementioned scenario: A friend of mine was married to this chick (rotten B word, she was). His father ends up banging her mother. Both of their parents get divorced and his father/her mother end up getting married. So, basically, my buddy was married to his step-sister.
teef Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 i wish my kid, (soon to be kids) were oops babies. it would have saved me tens of thousands of dollars.
Nervous Guy Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 Siblings born '46, '47, '49....me.....'59. OOOOPS!
Cripple Creek Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/21/2018 at 9:42 PM, Nervous Guy said: Siblings born '46, '47, '49....me.....'59. OOOOPS! Expand Your father disagrees.
Misterbluesky Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/21/2018 at 7:40 PM, Gugny said: Off topic, but similar to your aforementioned scenario: A friend of mine was married to this chick (rotten B word, she was). His father ends up banging her mother. Both of their parents get divorced and his father/her mother end up getting married. So, basically, my buddy was married to his step-sister. Expand Do both families get together for Christmas?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 22, 2018 Posted May 22, 2018 I wasn't but most of my family was. My grandmother had ovarian cancer in her early 20s. She had one half of one working ovary. Was told she'd have no kids. She had seven. Also, my future mother in law was 39 and had gone through chemotherpy for lymphoma. Also was told there was no chance that she'd have a kid. Apparently there are articles about my fiance in a couple of medical journals somewhere.
shrader Posted May 22, 2018 Posted May 22, 2018 My wife's family does this thing at Christmas every year where they write down memories of that Christmas in the same notebook. If you look back about 15 years, there's a note from her cousin that says "this year my mom told me I was an accident". 1
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