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Mayfield: Who !@#$ing farted near me?

Darnold:  I'm too hungover for this....

Allen:  I think he has candy!

Rosen: DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTTT CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jackson: I hope no one notices I just farted....

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Mayfield:  "When this is over, I'm gonna F you up!"

 

Darnold:  "They're all fools...I will kill them all and get away with it."

 

Allen:  "I like turtles."

 

Rosen:  "This interview is so 20 minutes ago."

 

Jackson:  "No idea what this dude is saying but I'm still gonna F him up."

 

 

3 minutes ago, John from Riverside said:

You know when they are sitting down they almost seem the same size

then they stand up and Allen is a giant

Unless he's standing next to Tremaine Edmunds in a  photo and then he looks small!
 

 

8 minutes ago, The Wiz said:

Mayfield: Who is this guy?

Darnold:  I'm too hungover for this....

Allen:  I think he has candy!

Rosen: DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTTT CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jackson: Is this guy speaking english?

:lol:

 

:thumbsup:

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Mayfield:  No food truck questions okay.

 

Darnold:  I am Syndrome!

 

Allen:  What tweets? 

 

Rosen:  What's with the stupid questions?

 

Jackson: Wonderlich this. 

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17 minutes ago, Sky Diver said:

Anyone have a snorkel? I would like to do some marine biology.

 

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....think he bought that used from Matt "Hot Tub Boy" Leinart, right??........same guy we had on the Billsy roster I believe...

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"You guys are going to have to work really hard to be productive NFL QB's."

 

BM: Ok...

 

SM: No **** you f$%#ing idiot.

 

JA: Gee thanks!

 

JR: I'm not too worried about it

 

LJ: This motherf*&%er better not tell me I'd be a great WR.

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4 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said:

 

....think he bought that used from Matt "Hot Tub Boy" Leinart, right??........same guy we had on the Billsy roster I believe...

 

If he did, I hope he scoured it with bleach.

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Mayfield:  I'm Spartacus!

Darnold:  I'm Spartacus!

Allen:  I'm Spartacus!

Rosen:  I'm Spartacus!

Jackson:  I'm Spartacus!

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Just now, Sky Diver said:

 

If he did, I hope he scoured it with bleach.

 

....LMAO!......I knew that was coming and you certainly did NOT disappoint.....?

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Ok left to right drink orders:

 

Vodka/soda close the check

 

Mich Ultra please, and can you give me a non frozen mug? 

 

Cheerwine please! 

 

You got that new Avocado tequila?  

 

Jack/Coke but with a lime double tall 

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Mayfield: "Nice shirt dickweed"

Darnold: "I AM THE EVIL ANDY DALTON"

Allen: "Shucks, this guy seems swell"

Rosen: "The last 9 questions were mistakes"

Jackson: "I'm just here so my mom don't get fined."

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BM: I'm in charge. 

SD: I hate Mayfield. 

JA: Smile and maybe he won't call on me. 

JR: Yep, I'm smarter than this guy also. 

LJ: Yeah so, socks with sandals, got a problem?

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ROSEN: the four QB azzclowns were clearly included in my "nine mistakes before me" proclamation (Jackson thrown in for good measure).....I am "The Putz"......Google it...it's Yiddish for____________........

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From left to right:

 

"I'm not interested.  I'll sit this one out."

 

"Discipline?  Id rather freelance."

 

"This is great!  Something new I can learn!

 

"I asked why we're doing this, and you hand me the company line?"

 

"Where's my mom?  I'm not saying anything without her advice."

 

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L to R

 

I’m gonna f*** this clown up

 

I’m gonna f*** this clown up

 

He seems delightful 

 

How can I f*** this clown up without people thinking I’m an even bigger douchebag?

 

I’m gonna f*** this clown up

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Mayfield: "You know you have to tell me if your a cop."

Darnold: "Wait didn't I have a ball with me when I came in."

Allen: "I'm sorry I missed that what did you say?"

Rosen: "There are too many chairs to my right!"

Jackson: "No you're a receiver!"

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