Chef Jim Posted May 10, 2018 Author Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, KD in CA said: Sorry for your loss. Lucky bastard. See now that's the **** I'm talking about.
Royale with Cheese Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 16 hours ago, mead107 said: Sorry for your loss. I will drink a bottle of wine tonight thinking of the meadcoins she bought last month How is Riley Ferguson's mother? 1
DC Tom Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 18 hours ago, Chef Jim said: Just passed away this morning. I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card. Too soon?? Too late. Earlier, and you could have saved a couple bucks and a stamp...
Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2018 Author Posted May 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Too late. Earlier, and you could have saved a couple bucks and a stamp... Well her death was too late to have saved us a couple bucks not my comment. And in all honesty folks I loved my mother in law. I took her death harder than my wife. But I’m a guy who never takes anything too seriously or without a laugh. And if people aren’t telling jokes and laughing “remember when....?” at my funeral then I’ve not lived my life the way I wanted to. Too much serious **** in this world. Yeah yeah spare me the “well you’d have to have people attend your funeral in order for them to make jokes” crap. ? 17 hours ago, mead107 said: Sorry for your loss. I will drink a bottle of wine tonight thinking of the meadcoins she bought last month Wait she bought meadcoins? Holy hell. Then there IS an inheritance! 1
BringBackFergy Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 Very sorry for your loss Chef. I’m hoping she left you her prized crockpot and toaster oven.
mead107 Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Well her death was too late to have saved us a couple bucks not my comment. And in all honesty folks I loved my mother in law. I took her death harder than my wife. But I’m a guy who never takes anything too seriously or without a laugh. And if people aren’t telling jokes and laughing “remember when....?” at my funeral then I’ve not lived my life the way I wanted to. Too much serious **** in this world. Yeah yeah spare me the “well you’d have to have people attend your funeral in order for them to make jokes” crap. ? Wait she bought meadcoins? Holy hell. Then there IS an inheritance! Glad her check cleared last month. Said she was going to put it in her jewelry box next to her gold coins.
Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2018 Author Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: Very sorry for your loss Chef. I’m hoping she left you her prized crockpot and toaster oven. She left me a slim jim for the car and a GPS phone tracker. That woman is a Saint. 1 hour ago, mead107 said: Glad her check cleared last month. Said she was going to put it in her jewelry box next to her gold coins. Wait.....she paid you for those things? That sound you hear is Chef Jim's inheritance doing down the drain. 1
mead107 Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 24 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: She left me a slim jim for the car and a GPS phone tracker. That woman is a Saint. Wait.....she paid you for those things? That sound you hear is Chef Jim's inheritance doing down the drain. I only asked fo $5,000 for 5 meadcoins but she sent me $50,000. We handled it with my attorney Fergy.
Augie Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Chef Jim said: Well her death was too late to have saved us a couple bucks not my comment. And in all honesty folks I loved my mother in law. I took her death harder than my wife. But I’m a guy who never takes anything too seriously or without a laugh. And if people aren’t telling jokes and laughing “remember when....?” at my funeral then I’ve not lived my life the way I wanted to. Too much serious **** in this world. Yeah yeah spare me the “well you’d have to have people attend your funeral in order for them to make jokes” crap. ? Amen to that! When it’s my time I want everyone to have a blast and do a lot of laughing. My ashes will go into a space in Sea Pines, Hilton Head Island. Nothing like a destination funeral!
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