Chef Jim Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Just passed away this morning. I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card. Too soon?? 2
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Just passed away this morning. I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card. Too soon?? Ouch.
Gugny Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 I'm sorry for your loss. And for your wife's marital status. 2 3 1
Chef Jim Posted May 10, 2018 Author Posted May 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Gugny said: I'm sorry for your loss. And for your wife's marital status. You don't know my wife like I do. Her reply? Hahaha. I thought about that. if nothing else, it shows I was thinking of her 1
BuffaloBill Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, Chef Jim said: You don't know my wife like I do. Her reply? Hahaha. I thought about that. if nothing else, it shows I was thinking of her I admire your wife...you, however, need some advice. Sorry for your loss. 1
Chef Jim Posted May 10, 2018 Author Posted May 10, 2018 It's kind of like when I totaled my car a couple of month ago. As I was being taken to the car rental place I was thinking "oh crap, I left the car registration bill in my car. Waaaaait a minute. Finally my procrastination pays off!"
Cripple Creek Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 22 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Just passed away this morning. I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card. Too soon?? Are you really asking? 1
Gugny Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: It's kind of like when I totaled my car a couple of month ago. As I was being taken to the car rental place I was thinking "oh crap, I left the car registration bill in my car. Waaaaait a minute. Finally my procrastination pays off!" Many years ago, I totaled my ex's car. I called her as I was being carted into an ambulance (a riding lawnmower fell out of a pickup truck driving the other direction; lawnmower landed in front of me and bounced/rolled into my windshield). I said, "I'm taking an ambulance to the hospital. I just got into a bad accident." Her response: "In my new car?!?!?!"
CowgirlsFan Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Heartbroken to hear this news. My condolences to all.
Chef Jim Posted May 10, 2018 Author Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Gugny said: Many years ago, I totaled my ex's car. I called her as I was being carted into an ambulance (a riding lawnmower fell out of a pickup truck driving the other direction; lawnmower landed in front of me and bounced/rolled into my windshield). I said, "I'm taking an ambulance to the hospital. I just got into a bad accident." Her response: "In my new car?!?!?!" I'm sorry. I'm missing your point here. I see nothing out of line in that conversation. 1
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: You don't know my wife like I do. Mrs. Chef Jim with her favorite food
Chef Jim Posted May 10, 2018 Author Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Mrs. Chef Jim with her favorite food Ouch.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 56 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Just passed away this morning. I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card. Too soon?? Condolences Chef you cold hearted bastard
Chef Jim Posted May 10, 2018 Author Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, ShadyBillsFan said: Condolences Chef you cold hearted bastard
mead107 Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Sorry for your loss. I will drink a bottle of wine tonight thinking of the meadcoins she bought last month
Foxx Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 40 minutes ago, Gugny said: Many years ago, I totaled my ex's car. I called her as I was being carted into an ambulance (a riding lawnmower fell out of a pickup truck driving the other direction; lawnmower landed in front of me and bounced/rolled into my windshield). I said, "I'm taking an ambulance to the hospital. I just got into a bad accident." Her response: "In my new car?!?!?!" got to have priorities. condolences Chef.
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) It's nice to know St. Peter will have taken one look at the woman and said, "Oh, you're his mother-in-law?! Enter without further questions or delay!" Edited May 11, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013
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