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Just passed away this morning.  I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card.

 

Too soon??

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Chef Jim said:

Just passed away this morning.  I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card.

 

Too soon??

 

 

 

Ouch. 

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8 minutes ago, Gugny said:

I'm sorry for your loss.  And for your wife's marital status.

 

You don't know my wife like I do.  Her reply?

 

Hahaha.  I thought about that.  if nothing else, it shows I was thinking of her

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Just now, Chef Jim said:

 

You don't know my wife like I do.  Her reply?

 

Hahaha.  I thought about that.  if nothing else, it shows I was thinking of her

 

 

I admire your wife...you, however, need some advice.  Sorry for your loss.

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It's kind of like when I totaled my car a couple of month ago.  As I was being taken to the car rental place I was thinking "oh crap, I left the car registration bill in my car.  Waaaaait a minute.  Finally my procrastination pays off!"

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22 minutes ago, Chef Jim said:

Just passed away this morning.  I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card.

 

Too soon??

 

 

Are you really asking?

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Chef Jim said:

It's kind of like when I totaled my car a couple of month ago.  As I was being taken to the car rental place I was thinking "oh crap, I left the car registration bill in my car.  Waaaaait a minute.  Finally my procrastination pays off!"

 

Many years ago, I totaled my ex's car.  I called her as I was being carted into an ambulance (a riding lawnmower fell out of a pickup truck driving the other direction; lawnmower landed in front of me and bounced/rolled into my windshield). 

 

I said, "I'm taking an ambulance to the hospital.  I just got into a bad accident."

 

Her response:  "In my new car?!?!?!"

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1 minute ago, Gugny said:

 

Many years ago, I totaled my ex's car.  I called her as I was being carted into an ambulance (a riding lawnmower fell out of a pickup truck driving the other direction; lawnmower landed in front of me and bounced/rolled into my windshield). 

 

I said, "I'm taking an ambulance to the hospital.  I just got into a bad accident."

 

Her response:  "In my new car?!?!?!"

 

I'm sorry.  I'm missing your point here.  I see nothing out of line in that conversation.  

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Posted
56 minutes ago, Chef Jim said:

Just passed away this morning.  I told my wife **** she could have saved herself a couple of bucks and a stamp on the Mother's Day card.

 

Too soon??

 

 

Condolences Chef you cold hearted bastard 

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Sorry for your loss. 

I will drink a bottle of wine tonight thinking of the meadcoins she bought last month

Posted
40 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

Many years ago, I totaled my ex's car.  I called her as I was being carted into an ambulance (a riding lawnmower fell out of a pickup truck driving the other direction; lawnmower landed in front of me and bounced/rolled into my windshield). 

 

I said, "I'm taking an ambulance to the hospital.  I just got into a bad accident."

 

Her response:  "In my new car?!?!?!"

got to have priorities.

 

condolences Chef.

Posted (edited)

It's nice to know St. Peter will have taken one look at the woman and said, "Oh, you're his mother-in-law?!  Enter without further questions or delay!"

Edited by Ridgewaycynic2013
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