snafu Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 Every day he sets his alarm clock to 4:30am and proceeds to hit the snooze button eighteen times.
/dev/null Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, snafu said: Every day he sets his alarm clock to 4:30am and proceeds to hit the snooze button eighteen times. No, I set it for 5:30 and only hit it 12 times
Foxx Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 18 hours ago, /dev/null said: No, I set it for 5:30 and only hit it 12 times has an apartment so small that he sleeps in a Murphy bed while in the closed position. this is why he only needs to hit the snooze 12 times.
Captain_Quint Posted May 14, 2018 Posted May 14, 2018 He's a rabid #metoo activist who isn't interested in women.
Fadingpain Posted May 14, 2018 Author Posted May 14, 2018 Wasn't really on the USS Indianapolis; he just likes killing things.
snafu Posted May 14, 2018 Posted May 14, 2018 Eats raw onions like they're apples. Says "its good fer ya".
outsidethebox Posted May 14, 2018 Posted May 14, 2018 Starred in I married a mannequin, then she left me!
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