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Years ago I feel down an abandoned well and become lodged in there. I am not very photogenic you might say. And I fell head first so all the rescuers could see looking down the well was my backside.

 

My plight didn't get much traction in the media because the images of the backside of a 52 year old man who isn't very photogenic to begin with, didn't tug very much at the public's heartstrings. 

 

The authorties had determined that trying to dig me out would probably cause a cave in and I would be killed anyway. Plus they were concerned that the shifting earth from a cave in might damage the new poured foundation of a Chick fil A they were building next door. The bottom line is I was going to die down there.

 

Then in stepped Terry Pegula with his fracking equipment. He drilled a nearby hole and they shot very high pressure water into the well below me that shot me up out of that well like the cork from a champagne bottle. Sure the landing hurt real bad, but I owe my life to Terry Pegula!

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