Caption this (Brady)

[YoloinOhio]

 

Edited May 8, 2018 by YoloinOhio

[Fadingpain]

Tom realized he could take Gisele's penis harness and work it into his training regimen.

Edited May 2, 2018 by Fadingpain

[JoeF]

Gisele has her man on a short leash?

Edited May 2, 2018 by JoeF

[Augie]

Overrated! He can’t even throw it in the ocean....

[transient]

It took months of practice, but Tom’s first instinct was no longer to place his ankles by his ears when the straps came out... much to Wes's chagrin. 

[YoloinOhio]

I need to know what those pictures are on his hot pants 

[Gugny]

GOAT on a ROPE  ....  Aaron Hernandez bent over for it ...

Edited May 2, 2018 by Gugny

[Andrew Son]

I can't believe this Douche-bag is the GOAT 

[Lurker]

"Gisele keeps close tabs on me..."

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

9 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

  My Circus Act is Wearing Thin. I've got to find new ways to cheat or Buffalo will devour me.

 

[Captain Murica]

Well, this confirms it. Gisele has a bigger set than Tom. 

[BrotherChazz]

Russ, this is inappropriate!

[Koko78]

[H2o]

27 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

 

I'm...too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants, euro man thong fixes that

[Golden Goat]

If you turn it on its side it looks like his mountain climbing harness is about to break... There's that. 

[napmaster]

"Tom sports the latest designer shorts from the Sandusky Collection"

 

Seriously, I have to assume those are his kids and it's still creepy as hell.

[SinceThe70s]

 

Why did Giselle say no to the Speedo?  Hoodie always has me covered.

[Epstein's Mother]

When I'm wearing these shorts and this harness I don't feel as though I'm appreciated.

[/dev/null]

Deflated balls

[SouthNYfan]

"working out on the beach has always been a joy of mine. You to can feel young and enjoy the cool, crisp ocean breeze with my new Tom-Terriffic line of designer boy-shorts, every pair has the essence of a teenage boy sewn right into them."