Gugny Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Menstrual synchrony, also called the McClintock Effect[2] is an alleged process whereby women who begin living together in close proximity experience their menstrual cycle onsets (the onset of menstruation or menses) becoming more synchronized together in time than when previously living apart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony I'm here to tell you that this is real and it translates to the workplace. I have 49 direct reports. Seven of them are men. So I've got 38 women who spend 40+ hours together every week. Last week - just between Thursday and Friday, I had 5 criers in my office. A couple of them were all out snot bubble crying. All over petty ****. The McClinton Effect is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 45 minutes ago, Gugny said: Menstrual synchrony, also called the McClintock Effect[2] is an alleged process whereby women who begin living together in close proximity experience their menstrual cycle onsets (the onset of menstruation or menses) becoming more synchronized together in time than when previously living apart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony I'm here to tell you that this is real and it translates to the workplace. I have 49 direct reports. Seven of them are men. So I've got 38 women who spend 40+ hours together every week. Last week - just between Thursday and Friday, I had 5 criers in my office. A couple of them were all out snot bubble crying. All over petty ****. The McClinton Effect is real. or you are just a sucker for a woman that cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: or you are just a sucker for a woman that cries. Oh, I totally am!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Did you fire their asses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 You know what this means Gug? You will have to take them all as your wives so they can ride your coattails to heaven. Show them the way! Good Luck! We are all counting on you! Just now, BringBackFergy said: Did you fire their asses? One's home making dinner as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 They thought Beane gave up too much to move up for Edmunds? Make sure you carry bear repellant to work ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Drip in my pain..my wife is 52. She was always on a even keel her entire life but these past few months have been a challenge.Happy as clam in high tide one day and BAM..the next day ...nothing can erase her misery and semi anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: Drip in my pain..my wife is 52. She was always on a even keel her entire life but these past few months have been a challenge.Happy as clam in high tide one day and BAM..the next day ...nothing can erase her misery and semi anger. My wife went through a bout of this two years ago. No discernible cause, no additional stresssors, kids happy and healthy...and BAM...she started crying a lot for no reason. Would flip her s**t on the kids for small stuff, and stayed irritated with me for a couple months straight. She went to a therapist...we went to a therapist. Could not figure anything out. A couple months later...completely back to normal. Happy as a clam. Bitches be crazy sometimes ?♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Bitches be crazy sometimes ?♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Gugny said: I have 49 direct reports. Seven of them are men. So I've got 38 women who spend 40+ hours together every week. Last week - just between Thursday and Friday, I had 5 criers in my office. A couple of them were all out snot bubble crying. All over petty ****. The McClinton Effect is real. Are you sure it didn't have anything to do with the NFL draft? There was a lot of crying going on at TBD on Friday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: My wife went through a bout of this two years ago. No discernible cause, no additional stresssors, kids happy and healthy...and BAM...she started crying a lot for no reason. Would flip her s**t on the kids for small stuff, and stayed irritated with me for a couple months straight. She went to a therapist...we went to a therapist. Could not figure anything out. A couple months later...completely back to normal. Happy as a clam. Bitches be crazy sometimes ?♂️ I think she was banging Ted Nolan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: I think she was banging Ted Nolan. Hahaha. In that case at least someone in this household was getting laid other than my fur glove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: My wife went through a bout of this two years ago. No discernible cause, no additional stresssors, kids happy and healthy...and BAM...she started crying a lot for no reason. Would flip her s**t on the kids for small stuff, and stayed irritated with me for a couple months straight. She went to a therapist...we went to a therapist. Could not figure anything out. A couple months later...completely back to normal. Happy as a clam. Bitches be crazy sometimes ?♂️ And they’ll will have no memory of this a few years down the road when another woman tells them of these symptoms starting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Misterbluesky said: Drip in my pain..my wife is 52. She was always on a even keel her entire life but these past few months have been a challenge.Happy as clam in high tide one day and BAM..the next day ...nothing can erase her misery and semi anger. I call it Mental pause... just don't tell my wife I said that Edited April 30, 2018 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: I call it Mental pause... just don't tell my wife I said that I long ago learned that when the bride says 'PMS' I'm Packing My Suitcase... Don't tell my wife I said that either! Edited April 30, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013 self preservation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Gugny said: Menstrual synchrony, also called the McClintock Effect[2] is an alleged process whereby women who begin living together in close proximity experience their menstrual cycle onsets (the onset of menstruation or menses) becoming more synchronized together in time than when previously living apart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony I'm here to tell you that this is real and it translates to the workplace. I have 49 direct reports. Seven of them are men. So I've got 38 women who spend 40+ hours together every week. Last week - just between Thursday and Friday, I had 5 criers in my office. A couple of them were all out snot bubble crying. All over petty ****. The McClinton Effect is real. Did the study also show that hanging around women with synchronized cycles makes you think 49 minus 7 is 38 or did it get so bad that four women got killed Lord of the Flies style? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 2 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: Did the study also show that hanging around women with synchronized cycles makes you think 49 minus 7 is 38 or did it get so bad that four women got killed Lord of the Flies style? It's a special formula that takes homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals and Hispanics into account. Believe me ... my number is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mead107 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Hope you are keeping the bathroom supplied with pads for these women. ???♀️??????????⚖️?????⚖️??????????♀️??♀️?????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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