Josh Allen’s Face

[Coach Tuesday]

It freaks me out that I’ve seen Josh Allen’s face hundreds of times in the predraft process and yet I still have no idea what he looks like.

 

His face has no discernible features.  It’s like an unfinished police sketch of a SIM character.  

 

Discuss.

Edited April 27, 2018 by Coach Tuesday

[Fadingpain]

LOL.

I kind of know what you mean.

 

 

He has a baby face.  Not much eyebrows.  Soft cheek/jaw bone lines.  

 

[{::'KayCeeS::}]

I think maybe you're still halfway plugged into the Matrix.  My advice: take two valium, a shot of whiskey, and hit yourself on the head with a nerf baseball bat five times.  That should do the trick.

[YoloinOhio]

He was great in “Adventures in Babysitting” with Elisabeth Shue

 

Edited April 27, 2018 by YoloinOhio

[Misterbluesky]

The chicks will eat him alive in the Chippewa /Allen St. District.

[What a Tuel]

Good maybe defenses wont recognize him

[Billznut]

Just now, Misterbluesky said:

The chicks will eat him alive in the Chippewa /Allen St. District.

I assume you haven’t seen his woman on social media??  He won’t want anything to do with the Buffalo women and rightly so. 

[GunnerBill]

Next time you see it he will be looking in a confused manner at an ipad thinking "that wasn't where I meant the ball to go".

 

 

 

 

That is a joke for all those who are a bit touchy. 

[Bob in STL]

20 minutes ago, Coach Tuesday said:

It freaks me out that I’ve seen Josh Allen’s face hundreds of times in the predraft process and yet I still have no idea what he looks like.

 

His face has no discernible features.  It’s like an unfinished police sketch of a SIM character.  

 

Discuss.

Seriously?  You need to check into rehab buddy. 

[Logic]

He just has the generic archetype of a face. He has the face that your WWE video game create-a-wrestler has by default before you make any changes. 

[Misterbluesky]

5 minutes ago, Billznut said:

I assume you haven’t seen his woman on social media??  He won’t want anything to do with the Buffalo women and rightly so. 

Everybody in WNY is ugly?

[Billznut]

2 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said:

Everybody in WNY is ugly?

I assume you haven’t seen his woman either. 

[BullBuchanan]

4 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said:

Everybody in WNY is ugly?

 

Not the ones who were imported.

[{::'KayCeeS::}]

Honestly, he looks like the archetypal midwestern-ish all-american athlete.

 

I think that's what you mean by his face.  It looks like the mold all of the rest of the midwestern-ish all-american dudes were molded from.

[Misterbluesky]

3 minutes ago, Billznut said:

I assume you haven’t seen his woman either. 

Ha..nope.I've been married to the same gal for a bit over 30 yrs.Those days are long gone...

[cba fan]

32 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

He was great in “Adventures in Babysitting” with Elisabeth Shue

 

Holy crap...lol.

 

Josh played both of those kid parts simultaneously.

[Billznut]

1 minute ago, Misterbluesky said:

Ha..nope.I've been married to the same gal for a bit over 30 yrs.Those days are long gone...

He allegedly is very in love with her according to Allen’s posts.  By the looks of her, he won’t have temptations in WNY. 

[Fadingpain]

22 minutes ago, Billznut said:

I assume you haven’t seen his woman on social media??  He won’t want anything to do with the Buffalo women and rightly so. 

 

 

[Billznut]

2 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

 

 

She is already all about Billsmafia on her IG. She’s a keeper 

[Fadingpain]

Wyoming fans in a Laramie bar, cheering on Josh Allen: