Jauronimo Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 Your countless threads with unsubstantiated rumors, wild theories, erratic mood swings, loose connections and hot takes have made these last few days truly special! In no particular order..... - Thank you to every guy who had a chance encounter with a Delta Sonic employee with a cousin who works at a Best Buy in Buffalo that had a big scoop. - Big thanks to the guy whose district regional sales manager knows Russ and believes we may draft a QB this year. - Thank you to everyone who follows the Incarcerated Steves and Prison Bobs of the twittersphere for keeping us up to date on all the latest fiction. - Big thanks to the guys that shared every mock draft on the internet and had meltdowns based on the mock results. - Thanks to the peeps who are "so f@#$ing done with this team if the pick _______________!" - Thank you to the guy who cruises the Brown's reddit page and uncovered the 26 team trade scenario that lands us a top 3 pick with only giving up Jerry Hughes. - Thanks to everyone who started a reaction thread for every permutation and draft outcome. - Thank you to everyone who reminded us how many holes there are to fill and for those wise men among us that reminded us that it really isn't about filling all the holes but finding the one hole that you think you might be able to spend the rest of your life with. Without all you emotionally unstable, gullible schmucks who find authority in the strangest of places none of this would have been possible!!! 13 14 3
BuffaloRush Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Your countless threads with unsubstantiated rumors, wild theories, erratic mood swings, loose connections and hot takes have made these last few days truly special! In no particular order..... - Thank you to every guy who had a chance encounter with a Delta Sonic employee with a cousin who works at a Best Buy in Buffalo that had a big scoop. - Big thanks to the guy whose district regional sales manager knows Russ and believes we may draft a QB this year. - Thank you to everyone who follows the Incarcerated Steves and Prison Bobs of the twittersphere for keeping us up to date on all the latest fiction. - Big thanks to the guys that shared every mock draft on the internet and had meltdowns based on the mock results. - Thanks to the peeps who are "so f@#$ing done with this team if the pick _______________!" - Thank you to the guy who cruises the Brown's reddit page and uncovered the 26 team trade scenario that lands us a top 3 pick with only giving up Jerry Hughes. - Thanks to everyone who started a reaction thread for every permutation and draft outcome. - Thank you to everyone who reminded us how many holes there are to fill and for those wise men among us that reminded us that it really isn't about filling all the holes but finding the one hole that you think you might be able to spend the rest of your life with. Without all you emotionally unstable, gullible schmucks who find authority in the strangest of places none of this would have been possible!!! We have too many holes to fill!
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, BuffaloRush said: We have too many holes to fill! We've got plenty of guys who will fill holes!
ddaryl Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 unfortunately its the crack pot threads that go on for 20 +++ pages, making them feel justified to continue their cause Unfortunately there is plenty of people following these LAMP people that they actually feel relevant. Got to ignore them and they will move along 1
Andrew Son Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 It is this type of heartfelt gratitude that makes this place truly special. Brought a tear to my eye. 1 1
Rocky Landing Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, ddaryl said: unfortunately its the crack pot threads that go on for 20 +++ pages, making them feel justified to continue their cause Unfortunately there is plenty of people following these LAMP people that they actually feel relevant. Got to ignore them and they will move along Written without irony... 1
LittleSammy Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 This is only the warm up round. Now all these folks can shift to debating/second guessing the actual picks made from now to opening day!
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 Thank you for saving me the trouble of posting this myself
Rocky Landing Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 I would just like to thank Jauronimo for posting this thread about posting unnecessary threads. 1 1
DC Tom Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 And a very special shout-out to Dunkirk Don, just for being Dunkirk Don. 1
Sig1Hunter Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 Jauronimo, you sir are a master. I salute you. Your avatar has always cracked me up, but it is no match for your sarcastic and witty banter!
Jauronimo Posted April 26, 2018 Author Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Rocky Landing said: I would just like to thank Jauronimo for posting this thread about posting unnecessary threads. This thread isn't about superfluous or unnecessary threads. Its about recognizing each and every one of you beer drinking, god fearing, lunch pail, regular joe twelve packs. This thread is for all the unsung heroes who wake up each and every day bruised and sore from working they little jobs, put their pants on one leg at a time, and dare to dream about posting wild bullS#$% on the internet. You guys are the real MVPs!!! Edited April 26, 2018 by Jauronimo 1
MClem06 Posted April 26, 2018 Posted April 26, 2018 Wait till we draft X player then you can thank all the people that will post about how much he's going to blow it in the regular season and that we should have drafted Y instead.
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