BrotherChazz Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Stumbled across this on reddit. If you're sick of the QB talk need a good laugh, this is for you. Searched and didn't see it posted...so hopefully it wasn't! Here's the link....preview below....you're welcome. https://www.reddit.com/r/buffalobills/comments/8eodu1/after_10s_of_hours_of_reading_other_peoples/ It is one of the best kept secrets in the league that the Bills are going to be in the market for a Quarterback in this draft (don't ask me how I figured that out). As the NFL Draft is quickly approaching, I have spent countless hours scouting other people's scouting reports of the top quarterbacks in this draft. With great power comes great responsibility, so I am ready to share my thoughts on potential Quarterbacks the Bills may target. *To remove potential bias, I will sort the Quarterbacks in alphabetical order of the second letter of their first name. **Pro Comparison does not necessarily mean a comparison to a Pro Player, it just means its an awesome comparison. Baker Mayfield School: Oklahoma Height: ~4'12" Stats: Look them up yourself they really aren't that hard to find Pros: Despite his small stature, Baker Mayfield is exceptionally accurate. He is very good at throwing the rock to people who then catch the ball and get first downs and touchdowns. Baker Mayfield is a born winner and I've never seen anyone win a championship by losing games. Cons: Now that Verne Troyer is dead, Baker Mayfield is the shortest man alive. That makes it hard for him to see people running down the field. Along with that, Mayfield was arrested in college for attempting to run from the cops. The most disturbing part is that a Heisman winning, soon to be professional athlete, did not even come close to outrunning a middle aged cop. While people will compare him to Johnny Manziel for that incident, he and Manziel play a very different style and its a lazy comparison. Pro Comparison: Billy Manziel. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BrotherChazz Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, The Red King said: I needed this right now. A lot of us do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthNYfan Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, BrotherChazz said: Stumbled across this on reddit. If you're sick of the QB talk need a good laugh, this is for you. Searched and didn't see it posted...so hopefully it wasn't! Here's the link....preview below....you're welcome. https://www.reddit.com/r/buffalobills/comments/8eodu1/after_10s_of_hours_of_reading_other_peoples/ It is one of the best kept secrets in the league that the Bills are going to be in the market for a Quarterback in this draft (don't ask me how I figured that out). As the NFL Draft is quickly approaching, I have spent countless hours scouting other people's scouting reports of the top quarterbacks in this draft. With great power comes great responsibility, so I am ready to share my thoughts on potential Quarterbacks the Bills may target. *To remove potential bias, I will sort the Quarterbacks in alphabetical order of the second letter of their first name. **Pro Comparison does not necessarily mean a comparison to a Pro Player, it just means its an awesome comparison. Baker Mayfield School: Oklahoma Height: ~4'12" Stats: Look them up yourself they really aren't that hard to find Pros: Despite his small stature, Baker Mayfield is exceptionally accurate. He is very good at throwing the rock to people who then catch the ball and get first downs and touchdowns. Baker Mayfield is a born winner and I've never seen anyone win a championship by losing games. Cons: Now that Verne Troyer is dead, Baker Mayfield is the shortest man alive. That makes it hard for him to see people running down the field. Along with that, Mayfield was arrested in college for attempting to run from the cops. The most disturbing part is that a Heisman winning, soon to be professional athlete, did not even come close to outrunning a middle aged cop. While people will compare him to Johnny Manziel for that incident, he and Manziel play a very different style and its a lazy comparison. Pro Comparison: Billy Manziel. That cop leveled him like "Terry Tate, office linebacker" We should give the cop a tryout. We need a linebacker with some pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryland-bills-fan Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, BrotherChazz said: Stumbled across this on reddit. If you're sick of the QB talk need a good laugh, this is for you. Searched and didn't see it posted...so hopefully it wasn't! Here's the link....preview below....you're welcome. https://www.reddit.com/r/buffalobills/comments/8eodu1/after_10s_of_hours_of_reading_other_peoples/ It is one of the best kept secrets in the league that the Bills are going to be in the market for a Quarterback in this draft (don't ask me how I figured that out). As the NFL Draft is quickly approaching, I have spent countless hours scouting other people's scouting reports of the top quarterbacks in this draft. With great power comes great responsibility, so I am ready to share my thoughts on potential Quarterbacks the Bills may target. *To remove potential bias, I will sort the Quarterbacks in alphabetical order of the second letter of their first name. **Pro Comparison does not necessarily mean a comparison to a Pro Player, it just means its an awesome comparison. Baker Mayfield School: Oklahoma Height: ~4'12" Stats: Look them up yourself they really aren't that hard to find Pros: Despite his small stature, Baker Mayfield is exceptionally accurate. He is very good at throwing the rock to people who then catch the ball and get first downs and touchdowns. Baker Mayfield is a born winner and I've never seen anyone win a championship by losing games. Cons: Now that Verne Troyer is dead, Baker Mayfield is the shortest man alive. That makes it hard for him to see people running down the field. Along with that, Mayfield was arrested in college for attempting to run from the cops. The most disturbing part is that a Heisman winning, soon to be professional athlete, did not even come close to outrunning a middle aged cop. While people will compare him to Johnny Manziel for that incident, he and Manziel play a very different style and its a lazy comparison. Pro Comparison: Billy Manziel. That is just stupid. He has mirrors taped to his ankles and looks at them to see where the WR are. Height is over rated. They are also useful for looking up girls skirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I love it! This was my favorite (regarding Mason Rudolph): Quote If he is drafted by the Bills in the first round it will be a reach, but if he is drafted by the Patriots 2 picks later he will be a "perfect fit". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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