sabrecrazed Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 I want Jimmy Kimmel to be bored to death. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Paulus said: Peyton Manning should choke on a chicken-parm. Car accident with a Papa John's delivery driver covered by Nationwide Insurance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulus Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Car accident with a Papa John's delivery driver covered by Nationwide Insurance Peyton choking to death on chicken parm aget he just took a bite and hummed the jingle. "Chicken parm you taste so, uhhhh... heee... uhhhh... heee... Uuhh..." /fin. A bunch of pound dogs eat Sarah mcglocklin to the "in the arms of an angel" song which is sung by barking dogs. Edited April 22, 2018 by Paulus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Azalin said: OJ Simpson run over by a Hertz rental. That he would have outrun, if he hadn't tripped over luggage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Televangelists getting struck by lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) The General getting run over repeatedly by an uninsured car. Edited April 24, 2018 by njbuff 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) Can I ask for Obama to get killed by Obamacare? If not him - how about the smarmy ****head Jon Lovett who coined the phrase, "If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance," and let's throw in Charlie Rose, David List, and Jon Favreau as well. Edited April 23, 2018 by Nanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryPinC Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Flo getting run over by a Progressive ad-laden bus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Captain Obvious can bite it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) Not on point........... but Eric LaSalle getting his hair set on fire when using Soul Glo. Edited April 24, 2018 by njbuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 The Keister woman getting a surprise boning (from behind of course) and the shock causes her to ride her bicycle into the nearest lamppost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) Jared choking on a foot long. Edited April 24, 2018 by Gary M 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Brett Favre being attacked by those dogs in his Wrangler commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Gary M said: Jared choking on a foot long. That may be a thing. Sounds like federal [pound-him-in-the-ass] prison isn't working out so well for him. Edited April 24, 2018 by Koko78 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 41 minutes ago, Gary M said: Jared choking on a foot long. we all knew this was phony from the first second and they'd show the ad every commercial break the more aggressive football fans in my life would always yell at the screen that Jared was getting the worst dick-punch in history if they ever met him, well before any public exposure occurred, he pissed them off that much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, row_33 said: we all knew this was phony from the first second and they'd show the ad every commercial break It was actually pretty well documented. I heard about Jared's "Subway diet" a few years before he started doing their commercials. But they never mentioned that his diet was 4" turkey subs with lettuce and nothing else. He lost weight because he ate about 800 calories a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: It was actually pretty well documented. I heard about Jared's "Subway diet" a few years before he started doing their commercials. But they never mentioned that his diet was 4" turkey subs with lettuce and nothing else. He lost weight because he ate about 800 calories a day. you've got to be kidding that you spent 4 seconds falling for this, right????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Zevon Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 14 hours ago, 3rdnlng said: The Keister woman getting a surprise boning (from behind of course) and the shock causes her to ride her bicycle into the nearest lamppost. Rape and murder? Brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitewalkerInPhilly Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Mike Pence by stoning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, WhitewalkerInPhilly said: Mike Pence by stoning When did Pence endorse rocks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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