What Celebrity Would You Like to See Killed by The Product They Endorse?

[sabrecrazed]

I want Jimmy Kimmel to be bored to death.

[/dev/null]

5 hours ago, Paulus said:

Peyton Manning should choke on a chicken-parm. 

 

 

Car accident with a Papa John's delivery driver covered by Nationwide Insurance

[Paulus]

8 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

Car accident with a Papa John's delivery driver covered by Nationwide Insurance

Peyton choking to death on chicken parm aget he just took a bite and hummed the jingle. "Chicken parm you taste so, uhhhh... heee... uhhhh... heee... Uuhh..." /fin. 

 

 

A bunch of pound dogs eat Sarah mcglocklin to the "in the arms of an angel" song which is sung by barking dogs. 

Edited April 22, 2018 by Paulus

[DC Tom]

1 hour ago, Azalin said:

OJ Simpson run over by a Hertz rental.

 

That he would have outrun, if he hadn't tripped over luggage...

[LeviF]

Televangelists getting struck by lightning.

[njbuff]

The General getting run over repeatedly by an uninsured car.

Edited April 24, 2018 by njbuff

[Nanker]

Can I ask for Obama to get killed by Obamacare? 

If not him - how about the smarmy ****head Jon Lovett who coined the phrase, "If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance," and let's throw in Charlie Rose, David List, and Jon Favreau as well. 

 

 

Edited April 23, 2018 by Nanker

[GaryPinC]

Flo getting run over by a Progressive ad-laden bus.

[row_33]

Captain Obvious can bite it

 

[njbuff]

Not on point...........

 

but Eric LaSalle getting his hair set on fire when using Soul Glo.

Edited April 24, 2018 by njbuff

[3rdnlng]

The Keister woman getting a surprise boning (from behind of course) and the shock causes her to ride her bicycle into the nearest lamppost.

[Gary M]

Jared choking on a foot long.

Edited April 24, 2018 by Gary M

[Tiberius]

Brett Favre being attacked by those dogs in his Wrangler commercial 

[Koko78]

30 minutes ago, Gary M said:

Jared choking on a foot long.

 

That may be a thing. Sounds like federal [pound-him-in-the-ass] prison isn't working out so well for him.

Edited April 24, 2018 by Koko78

[row_33]

41 minutes ago, Gary M said:

Jared choking on a foot long.

 

we all knew this was phony from the first second and they'd show the ad every commercial break

 

the more aggressive football fans in my life would always yell at the screen that Jared was getting the worst dick-punch in history if they ever met him, well before any public exposure occurred, he pissed them off that much

 

 

 

[DC Tom]

1 hour ago, row_33 said:

 

we all knew this was phony from the first second and they'd show the ad every commercial break

 

 

It was actually pretty well documented.  I heard about Jared's "Subway diet" a few years before he started doing their commercials.

 

But they never mentioned that his diet was 4" turkey subs with lettuce and nothing else.  He lost weight because he ate about 800 calories a day.

[row_33]

1 hour ago, DC Tom said:

 

It was actually pretty well documented.  I heard about Jared's "Subway diet" a few years before he started doing their commercials.

 

But they never mentioned that his diet was 4" turkey subs with lettuce and nothing else.  He lost weight because he ate about 800 calories a day.

 

you've got to be kidding that you spent 4 seconds falling for this, right?????

 

 

[Warren Zevon]

14 hours ago, 3rdnlng said:

The Keister woman getting a surprise boning (from behind of course) and the shock causes her to ride her bicycle into the nearest lamppost.

 

Rape and murder?

 

Brutal

[WhitewalkerInPhilly]

Mike Pence by stoning

[Koko78]

25 minutes ago, WhitewalkerInPhilly said:

Mike Pence by stoning

 

When did Pence endorse rocks?