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Matthew McConaughey run over by a Lincoln Navigator driven by the Kars for Kids singers.  After striking him and dragging his body for awhile, the car then leaps off the road into a deep, rocky ravine -- crashing in a large fireball.

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Derek Jeter having an anaphylactic reaction to his cologne.  Breaks out into hives before he stops breathing.  Needs a closed casket.

:beer::beer:

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What a disgusting topic.

2 hours ago, Gugny said:

I'd like to see Don Trump get fired.

What a short sighted belief.

 

You'd wake up crying once you realize you'd have Pence as president.

 

God damn, Democrats wanting Trump gone are so damn stupid they can't think rationally. Liberalism, as is told, is a disease.  So is TDS.

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Peyton Manning should choke on a chicken-parm. 

 

John Cena taken out by a pack of Make A Wish kids. 

 

Tom Brady killed by a falling mattress.

 

Melia Kunis and Jim Beam. (Probably the most interesting death)

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1 hour ago, Doc Brown said:

A drunken Billy Fuccillo drives his GMC Sierra into the Cellino and Barnes firm law offices crippling Cellino and Barnes.  At least they'd know who to call.

 

William Mattar?

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