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A good source from deep within my brain reports that the Pats will trade The Refs + 23 + 31 + 43 + 63 + 95 for #1 overall.

 

They will then select a conglomeration of blood samples taken from all the best aspects of each QB that YOU, dear readers, want in the draft,  combine them in the nefarious BALCO Labs to form the G.O.A.T. x 10,000.

 

What proceeds will be a 50 year reign of terror over the AFC East...

 

BUT McBeane will hoodwink The Hoodie by trading JUST 12 + 22 to move to the AFC North, beginning a similar reign of dominance. 

 

Part deux of the deal--and the true ingenious move by McBean--will be The Bills trading Kim Pegula for Gisele Bündchen, cementing us as having the hottest owner's wife in the league. 

 

Can ANYONE claim to have a better draft-day story?

 

Come at me, bro!

 

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I love draft season... more drafts, please! :death:

 

 

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