This is Scouting (not that there's anyrhing wrong with that...)

[Mr. WEO]

Deadspin reports some of the silly things scouts feel compelled to put to paper:

 

• “Outstanding size and length” (Carlton Davis, Auburn)
• “Can pump and re-calibrate” (Sam Darnold, USC)
• “Has a broad waist with a thick trunk” (Will Hernandez, Texas El-Paso)
• “Built like a bank safe with wide hips, broad chest and powerful limbs” (Quenton Nelson, Notre Dame)
• “Lack of length makes it tough for him to sustain” (Billy Price, Ohio State)
• “Is smallish for interior life” (Maurice Hurst, Michigan)
• “Plays the ball and not the man” (Josh Jackson, Iowa)
• “Big, long and athletic” (Leighton Vander Esch, Boise State)
• “Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips” (Saquon Barkley, Penn State)
• “Fluid and explosive in space” (Roquan Smith, Georgia)
• “Built like a wall of granite with exceptional lean muscle mass” (Da’Ron Payne, Alabama)
• “Outstanding hand placement” (Connor Williams, Texas)
• “Movement is fluid and feel for the position comes naturally” (Deon Cain, Clemson)
• “Body control for late adjustments is adequate” (D.J. Chark, LSU)
• “Needs more consistent latch and finish with his hands” (Kolton Miller, UCLA)
• “Can drive it with velocity” (Lamar Jackson, Louisville)
• “Muscular, well-proportioned frame” (Sony Michel, Georgia)
• “Can get grabby in man coverage” (Jaire Alexander, Louisville)
• “Initial get-off is below average” (Vita Vea, Washington)
• “Thick and broad across lower body” (Tim Settle, Virginia Tech)
• “Can uncork suddenly when it breaks open” (Josh Allen, Wyoming)
• “Smooth, fluid and flexible” (James Daniels, Iowa)
• “Deep balls hang on him” (Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma)

[D. L. Hot-Flamethrower]

2 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said:

Deadspin reports some of the silly things scouts feel compelled to put to paper:

 

• “Outstanding size and length” (Carlton Davis, Auburn)
• “Can pump and re-calibrate” (Sam Darnold, USC)
• “Has a broad waist with a thick trunk” (Will Hernandez, Texas El-Paso)
• “Built like a bank safe with wide hips, broad chest and powerful limbs” (Quenton Nelson, Notre Dame)
• “Lack of length makes it tough for him to sustain” (Billy Price, Ohio State)
• “Is smallish for interior life” (Maurice Hurst, Michigan)
• “Plays the ball and not the man” (Josh Jackson, Iowa)
• “Big, long and athletic” (Leighton Vander Esch, Boise State)
• “Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips” (Saquon Barkley, Penn State)
• “Fluid and explosive in space” (Roquan Smith, Georgia)
• “Built like a wall of granite with exceptional lean muscle mass” (Da’Ron Payne, Alabama)
• “Outstanding hand placement” (Connor Williams, Texas)
• “Movement is fluid and feel for the position comes naturally” (Deon Cain, Clemson)
• “Body control for late adjustments is adequate” (D.J. Chark, LSU)
• “Needs more consistent latch and finish with his hands” (Kolton Miller, UCLA)
• “Can drive it with velocity” (Lamar Jackson, Louisville)
• “Muscular, well-proportioned frame” (Sony Michel, Georgia)
• “Can get grabby in man coverage” (Jaire Alexander, Louisville)
• “Initial get-off is below average” (Vita Vea, Washington)
• “Thick and broad across lower body” (Tim Settle, Virginia Tech)
• “Can uncork suddenly when it breaks open” (Josh Allen, Wyoming)
• “Smooth, fluid and flexible” (James Daniels, Iowa)
• “Deep balls hang on him” (Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma)

LMFAO!!!

[ddaryl]

10 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said:

Deadspin reports some of the silly things scouts feel compelled to put to paper:

 

 

 

Team Scout "“Outstanding size and length”

 

Team Doctor, "Alright son, you can put your pants back on"

Edited April 18, 2018 by ddaryl

[Buddo]

Okay, any former or current scouts care to add to this? Please ?

[whatdrought]

[WhoTom]

"Good penetration"

"Really shoots the gap"

 

[ddaryl]

9 minutes ago, whatdrought said:

 

You can pretty much add this to almost every single quote above.. LOL

[WhoTom]

35 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said:

“Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips”

 

No need for sound...

 

 

[buffalostu2]

Good in a phone booth

 

like a cow walking on ice

[CommonCents]

Anyone need a cigarette?

[D. L. Hot-Flamethrower]

• “Lack of length makes it tough for him to sustain” (Billy Price, Ohio State)

[26TrapDraw]

29 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

"Good penetration"

"Really shoots the gap"

 

Currently a Tight End. Hopes to be a wide receiver.

[Seanbillsfan2206]

“Deep balls hang on him”. My man crush on Mayfield just keeps getting stronger...

[Epstein's Mother]

Maybe it's just me but this sounds like sex stuff.

 

[Buffalo716]

Ok I’ll add...

 

 

 

Fluid hips allow for quick wiggle 

 

Explosive burst with powerful thrust

 

Displays active hands

 

 

[WhoTom]

20 minutes ago, Epstein's Mother said:

Maybe it's just me but this sounds like sex stuff.

 

 

 

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

Agile with quick penetration. Da'Ron Payne

Unmatched burst!  Leighton Vander Esch

Soft hands, works well in tight coverage.  Christian Kirk

Slow eyes, but firm hands that really grip the ball. Kyle Lauletta

Built perfectly for gap work.  Vita Via

Handles the process like a champ. Arden Key

Perfectly built for cone work.  Lamar Jackson

 

"via Rex" extraordinary feet that jump into play well.  DJ Moore

 

Edited April 19, 2018 by BillsRdue

[Mr. WEO]

6 hours ago, Seanbillsfan2206 said:

“Deep balls hang on him”. My man crush on Mayfield just keeps getting stronger...

 

 

So Mayfield=P Manning, perry much...

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

I didn't see "Strong like bull.  Smart like refrigerator."