Mark VI Posted March 13, 2005 Posted March 13, 2005 Lipps, Azzholes, Alcohol. This doesn't sound good.
Fezmid Posted March 13, 2005 Posted March 13, 2005 Did you get his autograph...? http://www.grandstandsports.com/pages/18878.htm CW
Simon Posted March 13, 2005 Author Posted March 13, 2005 Did you get his autograph...? Nope, but I did offer to take him outside and plant him in the snow. He thought that was pretty funny coming from a guy who was 5'8" 180lbs. I was hoping he'd take me up on it as I've always wanted to turf an All-Pro wideout, but then I saw how he was "walking" up the steps behind me and the poor sonofagun hardly has any knees left.
GG Posted March 13, 2005 Posted March 13, 2005 ..... but then I saw how he was "walking" up the steps behind me and the poor sonofagun hardly has any knees left. 273146[/snapback] Why should he worry, he made millions of $$$ while he played in the NFL. Damn greedy players.
IDBillzFan Posted March 13, 2005 Posted March 13, 2005 Did he talk about his time in the Navy when he inadvertantly loaded a missle backwards? I think that's where people came up with the phrase "Louis Lipps Sinks Ships." Or something like that.
Coach Tuesday Posted March 13, 2005 Posted March 13, 2005 No kid, I went to the Garden Friday night to see Syracuse-UConn, Marvin Harrison was in the seat directly in front of me, and Dwight Freeney came by to say hello to him.
crazyDingo Posted March 14, 2005 Posted March 14, 2005 Did he talk about his time in the Navy when he inadvertantly loaded a missle backwards? I think that's where people came up with the phrase "Louis Lipps Sinks Ships." Or something like that. 273171[/snapback] Oh no you di'int! lol
crazyDingo Posted March 14, 2005 Posted March 14, 2005 So, I was hittin that blunt with Wicky the other night and hes usin a dolphins jersey to clear the air cause someones knockin on the door, and I'm like, Wicky's not here, man! Then all of a sudden he just sets the pipe down and walks out of the place leavin me standing there,never said anything,and I'm like Damn he must do that to everyone. Next day, I call him and tell him he owes me for the MJ cause he just took off and he tells me he's thinkin about comin back. Weird.
SDS Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 Unless he introduced himself - how the hell would anyone recoginze Louis Lipps? I couldn't pick him out of a lineup if he was standing with a dozen former American Presidents...
Alaska Darin Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 Unless he introduced himself - how the hell would anyone recoginze Louis Lipps? I couldn't pick him out of a lineup if he was standing with a dozen former American Presidents... 274656[/snapback] He'd be the young black guy who was actually breathing.
SDS Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 He'd be the young black guy who was actually breathing. 274667[/snapback] you got anything else - just in case?
Alaska Darin Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 you got anything else - just in case? 274669[/snapback] Well, at least seven of them will be in some state of rot. Just don't try and pick him by looking only at their kneecaps.
SDS Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 Well, Bill Clinton was our 1st "black" president from what I'm told, so it may be a close call. Will Louis have some fat chick attached to his talleywacker?
stevestojan Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 Did he talk about his time in the Navy when he inadvertantly loaded a missle backwards? I think that's where people came up with the phrase "Louis Lipps Sinks Ships." Or something like that. 273171[/snapback] BOoooooooooooooooooo!!!
AKC Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 I ran into John Salley at a winery in Santa Barbara Saturday and we talked about how drunk we got Jim Kelly last year in LA. He strikes me as a pretty gracious guy; he didn't even grimace when my little lady told him he "should play basketball". His taste in wine though is a little dicey ;-)
Nanker Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 I always wondered if Marco Tongue could have covered Louis Lipps one-on-one. Guess we'll never know.
Simon Posted March 15, 2005 Author Posted March 15, 2005 Unless he introduced himself - how the hell would anyone recoginze Louis Lipps? I probably wouldn't have recognized him if he came in wearing pads. It was at some party my wife dragged me to and he apparently worked with a few people there so he came up from the 'Burgh. I was sitting at the bar in this guy's basement and the bartender asks me if I want to meet Louis Lipps. I said "No, not really" and the guy standing behind me starts laughing: it was Louis Lipps. Turns out that his wife also dragged him to this party and we were just two broken down old ballplayers(with, ahem, varying degrees of talent), neither of whom wanted to be there and both of whom had nothing in common with the dozens of oily, schmoozing businessmen surrounding us. So we just got shitfaced and made fun of everybody else;-) He strikes me as a pretty gracious guy; he didn't even grimace when my little lady told him he "should play basketball". Nice..... I always liked 'ol Spider. Seemed like a pretty decent guy on whatever NBA show on TNT/TBS I used to see him on occasionally. He ought to be ashamed of hisself though for plying an innocent WesternPennsyltucky boy like Kelly with the devil's firewater.....
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