ChevyVanMiller Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: But, not in "Blackploitation" flicks. There you have to stay the same. Mine: I never sleep Only when you are dreaming that you are awake. Mine: I can shoot thunderbolts from my fingertips. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 I turn into a Troll when someone calls me ignorant. I have a herbal remedy that makes me immune to DCTom’s autobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said: I have a herbal remedy that makes me immune to DCTom’s autobot But it only works on February 29th in years that end in 3 mine - Perfect spelling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 8 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said: Mine: I can shoot thunderbolts from my fingertips. Only with a battery alligator clipped to your testicles. Is it left nut positive or right nut positive? Mine: I can believe it's not butter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 4 hours ago, /dev/null said: Only with a battery alligator clipped to your testicles. Is it left nut positive or right nut positive? Mine: I can believe it's not butter when you’re on the receiving end of a glory hole Mine: I can skeeve myself out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FappyTheClown Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 22 hours ago, transient said: Are you suggesting EII can only pull lock cuts while rubbing one out? I’m confused... Covering all bases, EII can only wield his superpower while rubbin’ one out, and FTC can only use his superpower while watching EII use his superpower. Mine: I have the ability to complicate situations needlessly... EII? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, FappyTheClown said: EII? ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 The reading and retaining of thousands of pages a month of translated Puritan and European Reformed theology. (Living it out is the harder part...) If I live to and can function in my 70s I'll get my doctorate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 4/1/2018 at 3:57 PM, transient said: when you’re on the receiving end of a glory hole Mine: I can skeeve myself out Except for one one small 10 minute period during the day, but you never know when it’s going to occur. Mine - Never need to shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Just Jack said: Except for one one small 10 minute period during the day, but you never know when it’s going to occur. Mine - Never need to shower Because solitary confinement tends to work that way. At least till it gets unbearable for the guards, then the fire hoses come out every other month. Mine: I can see right through people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 57 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Because solitary confinement tends to work that way. At least till it gets unbearable for the guards, then the fire hoses come out every other month. Mine: I can see right through people But only if they're invisible. Mine: can craft doilies out of chipmunk spleens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, Azalin said: But only if they're invisible. Mine: can craft doilies out of chipmunk spleens. Side note: crafting doilies is called: Tatting My Polish grandmother tatted. But she never used chipmunk spleens... That would have been bad-azz & struck fear into my grandfather! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 4 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Side note: crafting doilies is called: Tatting My Polish grandmother tatted. But she never used chipmunk spleens... That would have been bad-azz & struck fear into my grandfather! ^ can change a bulb at the speed of light. But given his Polish heritage needs a sidekick to turn the chair Mine: Can resurrect ancient electronic hardware into ghetto super computers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 27 minutes ago, /dev/null said: ^ can change a bulb at the speed of light. But given his Polish heritage needs a sidekick to turn the chair Mine: Can resurrect ancient electronic hardware into ghetto super computers But only in a musical stage production of MacGyver. Mine: Heat vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, snafu said: But only in a musical stage production of MacGyver. Mine: Heat vision. ...which is slightly misleading, as “heat” is a reference to the estrous cycle not a thermal property, and you can only use it on cattle. Mine: Ultrasonic funk Edited April 5, 2018 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Night vision eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 On 4/4/2018 at 7:31 PM, transient said: Mine: Ultrasonic funk Which can only be heard by dogs, causing your neighbors to force you out of the area to cut down on the constant howling. On 4/4/2018 at 8:21 PM, Fan in San Diego said: Night vision eyes Which only work in closests of cross dressers Mine - able to nap whenever I want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 42 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Which can only be heard by dogs, causing your neighbors to force you out of the area to cut down on the constant howling. Which only work in closests of cross dressers Mine - able to nap whenever I want Only during meals. Mine: able to predict baseball scores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, snafu said: Only during meals. Mine: able to predict baseball scores. Only after betting has closed. The ability to shoot balls of fire from my eyes and bolts of lightning from my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Koko78 said: The ability to shoot balls of fire from my eyes and bolts of lightning from my ass. But only while watching Rachael Maddow Mine: Perfect grammar on the Internet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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