transient Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 12:48 AM, /dev/null said: But only while watching Rachael Maddow Mine: Perfect grammar on the Internet Expand ...every second Tuesday of months not containing an “r” during a leap year. Mine: I can rock a codpiece
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 3:16 AM, transient said: ...every second Tuesday of months not containing an “r” during a leap year. Mine: I can rock a codpiece Expand But only in your dreams, then you wake up "strange" after having one of "those" dreams. Mine: SuperSonic BS detector and ability to ferret out truth and deliver swift justice (See: Above).
snafu Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 3:40 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: But only in your dreams, then you wake up "strange" after having one of "those" dreams. Mine: SuperSonic BS detector and ability to ferret out truth and deliver swift justice (See: Above). Expand But only in a nursery school. Mine: I'm the only one who can stop the robots when they come for us all.
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 11:35 AM, snafu said: But only in a nursery school. Mine: I'm the only one who can stop the robots when they come for us all. Expand But only when displacing American workers for automation. You'll reprogram them and send them to the local Chevy plant to build cars for us, self-driving cars for us. Mine: The power to be a super hero politician with the ability to get 40 million people to believe you're not a politican. Also, the ability to get those 40 million people to believe you're just a regular guy that works a line job @ Ford & likes hot porn stars-- All in a country that isn't great anymore. My kryptonite: My own ego. The majority, the Russians, Hollywood, U.S. Postal Service & Amazon.
Buffaloed in Pa Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 Myself ha. @ 59 just did 500 push-ups 75 pull-ups and did benches up to 315 . At 178 lbs and 59 yrs young . Chest and back day done. No supplements.
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 2:39 PM, Buffaloed in Pa said: Myself ha. @ 59 just did 500 push-ups 75 pull-ups and did benches up to 315 . At 178 lbs and 59 yrs young . Chest and back day done. No supplements. Expand Except for those magic "stiffy" pills and "enhancers." And, all the while only being 5'2"! Quite impressive! Mine: Just put my x-ray BS detector (see above) to the test, it tells me you're not BSing!
transient Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 2:59 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Except for those magic "stiffy" pills and "enhancers." And, all the while only being 5'2"! Quite impressive! Mine: Just put my x-ray BS detector (see above) to the test, it tells me you're not BSing! Expand Unfortunately, between your BS detector and your politician/not-politician alter ego you walk around all day making a screeching sound like a Geiger counter at Chernobyl, leaving helpless bystanders tearing at their eardrums in your wake. Mine: I can resist starting threads about drafting QBs... 1
Buffaloed in Pa Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 2:59 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Except for those magic "stiffy" pills and "enhancers." And, all the while only being 5'2"! Quite impressive! Mine: Just put my x-ray BS detector (see above) to the test, it tells me you're not BSing! Expand Nope only 5-9 . I don`t care about non believers. No enhancers or stiffy pills sorry. Just bust azz work. On 4/9/2018 at 3:26 PM, transient said: Unfortunately, between your BS detector and your politician/not-politician alter ego you walk around all day making a screeching sound like a Geiger counter at Chernobyl, leaving helpless bystanders tearing at their eardrums in your wake. Mine: I can resist starting threads about drafting QBs... Expand Yeah just because you let yourself get old and fat. Or weak . Sorry but it is what it is. Put that diet pepsi down and bag of chips. 1
transient Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 3:32 PM, Buffaloed in Pa said: Nope only 5-9 . I don`t care about non believers. No enhancers or stiffy pills sorry. Just bust azz work. Yeah just because you let yourself get old and fat. Or weak . Sorry but it is what it is. Put that diet pepsi down and bag of chips. Expand
Fadingpain Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 This thread seems to have derailed a bit. My superpower is the ability to listen to faint sounds from great distances as far as 10 miles.
Koko78 Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 6:54 PM, Fadingpain said: This thread seems to have derailed a bit. My superpower is the ability to listen to faint sounds from great distances as far as 10 miles. Expand Only when the faint sounds are nails on a chalkboard. Leaping tall buildings in a single bound. 1
/dev/null Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 7:34 PM, Koko78 said: Leaping tall buildings in a single bound. Expand But only buildings built by Donald Trump Mine, diamondskin
transient Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 8:43 PM, /dev/null said: But only buildings built by Donald Trump Mine, diamondskin Expand ...prepuce. Mine: Meathead drivel repellent
Fadingpain Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 9:47 PM, transient said: ...prepuce. Mine: Meathead drivel repellent Expand But only enough to repel 2-3 meatheads per week. My superpower is tremendous strength. I can life a car off the ground with one arm.
Just Jack Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 On 4/10/2018 at 3:13 AM, Fadingpain said: But only enough to repel 2-3 meatheads per week. My superpower is tremendous strength. I can life a car off the ground with one arm. Expand But it’s your masturbating arm which has cause some unfortunate “accidents” mine - able to enjoy musicals my wife drags me to
transient Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 On 4/10/2018 at 2:53 PM, Just Jack said: But it’s your masturbating arm which has cause some unfortunate “accidents” mine - able to enjoy musicals my wife drags me to Expand ...on the condition that you, yourself, are in drag. Mine: Form of... water
/dev/null Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 On 4/10/2018 at 6:38 PM, transient said: Mine: Form of... water Expand But only in Flint The ability to read your encrypted emails
Fadingpain Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 On 4/10/2018 at 9:03 PM, /dev/null said: But only in Flint The ability to read your encrypted emails Expand But only those with gay erotic love letter subject matter. I can fly for short distances up to 1/2 mile.
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