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Posted
27 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

 

Only works too and fro Attica prison 

 

Mine: Super speed

 

Only when on the toilet.

 

Invulnerability.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

 

Only at a Bills tailgate 

 

x ray vision 

 

Only when in a men’s locker room 

 

mine - super hearing. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Only at a Who concert.

 

Mine:  X-Ray vision

 

Only while watching Rosanne.

 

Heat vision.

Posted
1 hour ago, whatdrought said:

Only while visiting an old folks home or a daycare 

 

flexibility 

Only on the toilet

 

Mine: I can sense anybody's Internet browsing history

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Posted
17 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

Only on the toilet

 

Mine: I can sense anybody's Internet browsing history

 

Only when you're limited to Boyst.

 

Mine:  the ability to fly

Posted
Just now, Gugny said:

 

Only when you're limited to Boyst.

 

Mine:  the ability to fly

 

But you can only take off or land from boyst's toilet

 

Mine: i can translate obscure dialects like those spoken by EII

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Posted
19 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

Only on the toilet

 

Mine: I can sense anybody's Internet browsing history

Only when they aren't in incognito mode and on official IT police duty @ work.

 

Mine: once again, the elastic waistband

1 minute ago, /dev/null said:

 

But you can only take off or land from boyst's toilet

 

Mine: i can translate obscure dialects like those spoken by EII

Only on the evening the Bills win Super Bowl w/special bonus Sabres lock up Cup

 

Mine: the ability to swim through dams

Posted
9 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

Anytime I decide to get a coffee at a drive-thru three other people pull in ahead of me. Never fails. 

 

Thats not a superpower.  Take it to the pet peeves thread.

 

mine: the ability to travel through time.

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