My name is (blank) but, I'm not (blank)

[B-Man]

My name is Gene....................but I'm not Blue.

 

 

 

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[sodbuster]

My name is Ralph, but I'm not cheap.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

My name is Willy.    I don’t spank it silly. 

[BUFFALOKIE]

My name is Jon. I slept with a prostitute once, but it was a freebie. 

 

She was my favorite neighbor.

Edited March 25, 2018 by BUFFALOKIE

[Philly McButterpants]

My name is Paul, but you can call me Al.

[/dev/null]

4 minutes ago, Philly McButterpants said:

My name is Paul, but you can call me Al.

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

My name is Nick but I’m not a Saint.  

[Gray Beard]

My name is August but I’m not hot.

 

My name is Eve but I’m not thinking over and over again about destruction. 

[ChevyVanMiller]

37 minutes ago, Gray Beard said:

My name is August but I’m not hot.

 

My name is Eve but I’m not thinking over and over again about destruction. 

A cousin of mine went with, My name is Eve, but I don't know you from Adam.

[WhoTom]

 

[CowgirlsFan]

My name is Karen but not Carpenter ?️

Edited March 26, 2018 by CowgirlsFan
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[Fadingpain]

My name is Jemima, but I'm not your aunt.

 

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

My name is @mead107 but I only drink wine.  

[Lurker]

My name is Harry, but I'm often calm...

 

 

Edited March 25, 2018 by Lurker

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

My name is Rich but I’m not wealthy.   

[Cripple Creek]

My name is Joe but I don't blow.

[ExiledInIllinois]

8 hours ago, Gray Beard said:

My name is August but I’m not hot.

 

My name is Eve but I’m not thinking over and over again about destruction. 

Could have used:

 

My name is August, but I am petite.

August is cold in southern hemisphere. 

[CowgirlsFan]

My name is Karen but not Valentine. ❤️

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

My name is Sandy, but I don't live on a beach 

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

my name is Albert, but I'm not fat