My name is (blank) but, I'm not (blank)

[Gugny]

My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis.

[teef]

my name is mark, but there is no funky bunch.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

My name is @Gugny, but I have no idea what I am 

[wnysteel]

my name is Gord, but I'm not Canadian

[Guffalo]

My name is Guff, but I won't give you any

[boyst]

My name's Jeffy and I like nuts

 

[Mark Vader]

My name is Kevin, and I have no bacon.

[Sweet Lou]

My real name is Gregg, but not "Allman".  Everybody calls me Lou, but not "Brock".

[Gray Beard]

My name is Bob, but I don’t float

 

My name is George, but I’m not curious

My name is George, but I’m not in a jungle

[/dev/null]

My name is Giorgio and I'm not saying it was Aliens, but it was Aliens

[Augie]

OK, a few days in so I’ll get slightly off track. Freshman year in college and I meet my suite mate for the first time. His first words: “Hi, I’m Ed, call me Larry”. WTF? 

[Fadingpain]

My name is Annie, but I'm big and both my parents are still living.

 

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

My name is Cane, but I don’t walk with a limp.  

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

My name is Halley, but I’m not a comet.  

[CowgirlsFan]

Mr CGF is Paul but he isn't Bunyan ( bunion)

[ExiledInIllinois]

My name is Ben and this is my wife Eileen Dover.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

My name is Ben and this is my wife Eileen Dover.

how could you screw up something so simple 

 

My name is Ben, but I am not Gay !!! 

[Guffalo]

4 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

how could you screw up something so simple 

 

My name is Ben, but I am not Gay !!! 

Jury is still out on that last statement

[ExiledInIllinois]

4 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

how could you screw up something so simple 

 

My name is Ben, but I am not Gay !!! 

We never want simple! 

 

[Gray Beard]

My name is Tony but I’m not a tiger

My name is McDonald but I’m not a farmer

My name is Mary Anne but I’m not a steam shovel