ChevyVanMiller Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) Here's how the game is played: You make a contradictory statement that plays off of your real first name, such as: My name is Jenny, but I'm not from the block or My name is Will, but I won't. or My name is Sam, but it's not my club. I'll start it off: My name is Frank, but I'm often evasive. (Keep it going) Edited March 24, 2018 by ChevyVanMiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FappyTheClown Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Well my name is Buck, and I'm here to ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 My name is Eric, but I am not barbaric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 My name is Tom, but I'm not a turkey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRBills Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 My name is Paul, but im kind of big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 My name is Nanker, but I'm not a wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 My name is Sue and I'm a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 50 minutes ago, WhoTom said: My name is Tom, but I'm not a turkey. You may be the only one who gets the concept. :-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 My name is Curt.....and i think its pretty accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRBills Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 23 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said: You may be the only one who gets the concept. :-) Paul means small 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 My name is Joe, but I am not the same old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 My name is /dev/null but it's nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 48 minutes ago, /dev/null said: My name is /dev/null but it's nothing No. Your name is Chester, and you are a molester. 1 hour ago, ChevyVanMiller said: You may be the only one who gets the concept. :-) Mine kinda worked. Eric barbaric. Rhymes too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: No. Your name is Chester, and you are a molester. Mine kinda worked. Eric barbaric. Rhymes too. Your name is Eric and you're an idiot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 2 hours ago, /dev/null said: Your name is Eric and you're an idiot That does follow the rules. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 My name is Virginia, but I don’t believe in Santa Claus My name is Alice, but I still live here My name is Jim, but I’m not slim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 My name is Dave, but I'm here, man. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: That does follow the rules. My name is Bea and I can't spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: That does follow the rules. 38 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: My name is Bea and I can't spell. Quoting yourself does not follow the rules. Even for a village idiot such as yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr...or you can call me Johnson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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