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4 minutes ago, John from Riverside said:

The invisible man

 

So I could sneak up on dat Wonder Woman

 

I would be the invisible man, too.

 

But my mission would be to achieve world peace.

 

Mainly because I'm not a disgusting pig, like you.

 

And I'm telling your senorita.

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Just now, Gugny said:

 

I would be the invisible man, too.

 

But my mission would be to achieve world peace.

 

Mainly because I'm not a disgusting pig, like you.

 

And I'm telling your senorita.

Anyone ever tell you your head looks like a baseball?

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3 hours ago, BuckeyeBill said:

Hello Mr. Beane,

 

I know we've talked a thousand times about this.  You want our #2 pick, but you don't want to part with any of your 2019 picks.  Well this is your last chance, my friend.  We've only got five minutes left on our clock,  so final deal.  Both of your firsts, both of your seconds, and your first next year or no deal.  

 

 

  

You want that gun to backfire? Or are you taking my final offer. #12, best 2nd rounder, best 3rd rounder, Shaq Lawson, 2nd rounder in 2019, plus swap 1st round position the next two following years when Bills choice is better then Giants.

 

Yeah that won't happen will it.

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Posted
1 minute ago, John from Riverside said:

Anyone ever tell you your head looks like a baseball?

 

There have been a few.  It's odd ... the one thing they've all had in common is that they ended up with broken kneecaps.

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Just now, Gugny said:

 

There have been a few.  It's odd ... the one thing they've all had in common is that they ended up with broken kneecaps.

It seams you just need to grow a mullet. Or get white micro pigmentation to hide the stitch scars.

 

AJ could do this with his long scar on head from ear to ear from his water ski accident. It is neat. They do short depth black tattoo that mimics look of hair stubble and would cover his scar. Not that he probably cares. But if he did.

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3 minutes ago, cba fan said:

It seams you just need to grow a mullet. Or get white micro pigmentation to hide the stitch scars.

 

AJ could do this with his long scar on head from ear to ear from his water ski accident. It is neat. They do short depth black tattoo that mimics look of hair stubble and would cover his scar. Not that he probably cares. But if he did.

 

Those stiches are part of who I am.  I refuse to feel ashamed.

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Posted
27 minutes ago, billsfan11 said:

Oh ok so we are on the same page then.

 

I thought you were more saying they should keep Eli, roll with Webb when Eli retires, and draft a position player this draft.

 

My apologies for the misunderstanding 

 

That's okay.

I think they MIGHT keep Eli for two and roll with webb IF they love Barkley/Chubb/trade down package AND shurmer loves Webb 

I don't think that's their best move, but I do think they might do it

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Posted

The first thing I'd do is call Whaley, Grigson, and Matt Millen and ask for their opinions. Then I'd thank them and swiftly hang up the phone knowing that I can now take three doomsday scenarios off my board.

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